max's definitions

tardmuffin

a retarted queer asshole with a big ego

"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"

by mAx August 1, 2004

rockhardy

Rockhardy-A term used by headbangersto define cool.

Dude, that 9 was frikin rock-hardy

by max May 13, 2005

penith

Penith ith the male thexual organ.

"She thaid my penith was thmall and my lithp was anoying"

by Max December 16, 2003

herro

a north korean way of sayin da american hello. they cant say L's so they say R's...
originated Kim jong IL in Team America

herro u frag raving team amewicans

by max December 4, 2004

cuddy

a cuddy is a camero, often an older model

yo, that '69 cuddy is hot

by max February 22, 2005

doodie

a stupid person ie:dumbass

Kaneen is such a doodie.

by Max November 27, 2002

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009