strapes

A common sexually transmitted disease found among native mountain people of virginia.

"That dirty inbred Katy has got a nasty case of the strapes."

by Matt August 03, 2004

roark

Sound made by engineering students at times of extream stress. It is believed that it helps to ease the stresses caused by 5 years of hard work.

Student: Rooooooaaaark Rooooooaaaaark, ah thats better.

by Matt February 28, 2005

midget

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....

dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo

by matt June 17, 2006

tums

a chewable substance, high in calcium and used to combat the belly fire

belly fire? Pound six tums and come meet us at the bar

by Matt July 15, 2005

choad smoker

A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.

Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.

by Matt July 23, 2004

shitwich

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

by Matt October 27, 2003

blinkage

how much a person blinks. High blinkage- blinks a lot. Low blinkage- blinks very little.

Nic, a freak, had no blinkage.

by Matt July 05, 2003