Roark

noun. The smartest, sexiest man on the internet. Legend holds that he's hung like a Clysdale and smarter than Neal Stephenson.

I wish I could be Roark, but I am not great enough, nor will I ever be.

by Mark January 24, 2005

roark

A character from Ayn Rand's book The Fountainhead.

...Galt owns Roark like whoa...

by 3.14159265358979323846264338327950 March 28, 2005

roark

Sound made by engineering students at times of extream stress. It is believed that it helps to ease the stresses caused by 5 years of hard work.

Student: Rooooooaaaark Rooooooaaaaark, ah thats better.

by Matt February 28, 2005

roark

a woman with a bird like voice, usually very annoying and persistant.

roark then screamed, FFIIIIIIRRRRSSSTTTTT BBBLLLOOOOCCCKKKKK

by Mr.Fantastic October 18, 2008

Roark

A fart, initiated in a bath tub.

"What was that noise from upstairs?"
"I think Jimmy just roarked."

by Roddamn October 25, 2006

Roark

Main Entry: roark
Pronunciation: r'O'-r K
Function: noun
Etymology: Late Latin roarkillis, from Latin in- + ignoramus, oblivious -- more at 'asshat'
: incapable of accepting free perspectives; to dominate ignorantly; : UNCONQUERABLE

At the Theatre: "Man that conductor was such a Roark. I feel like I've lost my entire conceptual universe."

At the Gas Station: "That mother ****** just roark'd me!"

At the Art Galleria: "I'm not fond of his work. This piece is such a Roark. Tell me Geoffrey, what do you make of the upside down monkeys?"

by Semour December 30, 2004

Roark

The most mellow and word formulating man you will ever know he drives with hazel eyes and leaves you dripping in ways you can’t imagine

“I saw Roark smile at me and he didn’t break eye contact, i almost died.”

by anonymous February 18, 2024