matt's definitions

Harfunus

The most awesome thing ever conceived. It radiates success and complete victory. Loves to destroy everyone.

Oh my god! Harfunus is destroying all of the children! He is so awesome, lets give him money!

by Matt March 2, 2004

scuzzlebutt

the ass of an unknown creature or a girl wit a dirty asshole.

yo that bitch had the worst scuzzlebutt.

by MatT May 13, 2005

Dr. Pepper

1) Excellent carbonated beverage.
2) Excellent mix drink.

1) Open can and drink.
2) See directions:
A) One scotch glass of Budweiser.
B) One shot glass of Rum.
C) Drop shot glass in scotch glass.
D) Bottom's up.
E) Enjoy the alcoholic beverage that tastes exactly like the carbonated beverage.

by Matt July 19, 2004

monobrow

Someone with only one eyebrow which covers both eyes.

This is not to be confused with Unibrow, as that is the actual eyebrow.

The source of the monobrow's uglyness could be traced back to the thick unibrow covering both of his eyes.

by Matt June 15, 2003

Nerasila

Person who is not up to date with current lingo.

I had to explain "macking" to Lisa, when it comes to hip speech she is a total nerasila.

by matt February 9, 2005

titty mcfuck tarts

arguable the most offencive comment in the english language, extreemly offencive, because asians cannot say this word,

Man 1: You're A Gay Homo
Man 2: STFU titty mcfuck tarts
Man 1: im sorry mr man 2....im gonna go cry myself into a comma if u dont mind....

by Matt June 18, 2006

pied piper

having a big dick.

"Damn, girl, did u see his pied piper."

by matt December 15, 2003