matt's definitions

poonflap

When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.

Check out the poon flap on roseanne.

by matt March 28, 2003

S2000

A two seater convertible manufactured by Honda of Japan. Currently the highest reving mass produced engine in the world. Known to elicit great joy and excitement from drivers who push the RPMS to 9K. World class handling and a superb 6 speed gearbox define this automotive marvel. Its 2 liter engine makes an incredible 240 HP which helps this car dominate the competition in the twisties. A force to be reckoned with and a purists dream come true. The best bang for the buck bar none.

Matt powerdrifted through the twisties in his S2000 which left the lame ricers in the dust.

by Matt February 8, 2004

HiZoWnEd

A bigger version of being owned

<Kid> I'm owning this guy!
<Other Kid> Nt as much as I HiZoWnEd this guy!!

by Matt May 13, 2005

dankalicious

A web community for potheads.

Whens the last time you've been to dankalicious.com, billy?

by Matt November 22, 2003

Shitacular

Something that went wrong or something that happened and was extremely shitty

Getting your dick caught in the toaster is shitacular.

by Matt April 17, 2003

Enzo

One of the fastest cars. Made by Ferrari. Approx $700,000. Top speed: 217 MPH. Not too many in the U.S. Totally awesom car.

"Holly shit that Enzo is fast!"

by Matt August 4, 2004

Big Boss Man

A mildly obese prepubuscent child known for his black kevlar vest and his constant entertaining of the legendary 5th period. Also known as "Big Bitch Man"

The kids were throwing shit at Big Boss Man as usual.

by Matt February 26, 2004