harf

The sound of a dog barking at a brick wall. (Or the general sound of a dog barking.)

Your speech is as relevant as a dog barking at a brick wall, "Harf! Harf! Harf!"

by Matt January 09, 2004

Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.

The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.

by Matt December 14, 2008

covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.

I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed

by Matt July 18, 2003

fling

A crush or romanc between two young people

Their fling may turn out to be more

by Matt May 02, 2003

gfcbhead

to call someone a bfgchead without them knowing. originates from a spanish test answers

your a trobless gfcbhead arent you

by matt July 02, 2003

fetch

anything cool or awesome

"Man, that t-shirt is so fetch! Where can I get one?"

by Matt January 19, 2005

shitcock

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

by matt November 13, 2003