matt's definitions

chode

1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.

1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode.
2.Daves just a stupid chode

by Matt March 23, 2004

BOB

Bend over bitch

Daaaammmnn, you a hot cucci momma, BOB!

by Matt February 10, 2006

baka neko

Means stupid cat in japaneese but is more famous for the website run by Athey with drawing tutorials and a huge message board.

Baka Neko has helped me to become a much better artist.

by Matt January 19, 2004

Wiggerlicious

It is the only word that can be used to describe something especially wigger-like.

Wigger 1: Woah G! I jus' totally tricked out my ride with some ice on the bling side.

by Matt April 23, 2004

Kirk Hammett

A San Franciscan guitarist, who started playing at the age of 15 on his brothers guitar. Once gaining enough skill played in a couple bands, Starting Exodus in the process. He later flew to New York to join with Metallica and has become one of the most influential and copied lead guitarist of all time. Is very well known for his "fuck off" attitude and lightning fast fingers. Also being recognized as a prominent surfer, and studier of zen. Plays his guitar 364 days of the year.

did you hear those lixx kirk hammett played? hes the fucking best!

by matt December 6, 2003

camel bricker

An elderly Arab man who smashes camels' testes between two bricks in order to neuter them.

Ahmed had to take a long shower after assisting his local camel bricker that day.

by Matt April 19, 2005

Cardboard-Box

N. Device used for stealth in MGS. More then often doesn't work.

Hugh? A strangely placed box. I shall inspect. "!" H.Q. WE HAVE AN INTRUDER!
|ALERT! 99.99|

by Matt September 7, 2005