matt's definitions

shibbity shibbity shwa

Some bad-ass shit to say to someone before you pop a cap in ihs ass.

I'm gonna kill dat sumbitch. Shibbity shibbity shwa!

by matt February 21, 2004

salesmonkey

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

by Matt February 9, 2004

teng

the invisible asian samurai that was once a poop smith, every chinese new years he comes out at midnight and attacks poor innocent children and steals their money. teng once lived as a rich king but then died of being with to many beautiful girls.

Beware children or Teng will come and eat you then steal your money.

by Matt December 9, 2004

stonker

Denotes an especially large ammount of cannabis being pulled in a smoking deivce such as a bottle bag or a bucket or a bong.

Go easy on that one, it's a stonker mate

by Matt October 20, 2004

l85a1

A 5.56mm Rifle. Most of it is green. An enhaced version of it's brother the L85.

This is one of the many guns featured in Tome Clancey's Rainbow Sic 3.

by Matt March 1, 2005

Chinless Wonder

A person of high social class with no chin.

That billionaire is a CHINLESS WONDER.

by Matt April 12, 2004

nipplets

The very center point of a nipple. The most sensitive region, one that can cause utmost pleasure to a female.

I like to play with Kim's nipplets when I get the chance to.

by Matt August 16, 2003