murple

v. murpled, murpling, murples
1.The action of a left fielder calling off the other imaginary left fielder.
n. murple
2.A moment of extreme ignorance in an otherwise seemingly familiar situation.

As the fly ball was hit to the left fielder, he made a murple catch.

by Matt February 27, 2005

mindstool

Lame hacker, self-proclaimed King of Toolspeak, aka foolspeak.

Mindstool pretends to be band members and everyone believes him. How lame.

by matt October 02, 2004

Stag

Going to a party alone, after being dumped or having a fight.

"I could be dry-humping Marie Curie at prom instead of going... STAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!" - Gandhi

by matt November 22, 2004

Quaysil

1. Dummy 2. Dog that is stupid
-ing can be added to mean: being stupid
-er can be added to mean: one who is stupid.
ex. Hey quaysil.
ex2. Stop quaysiling!

ex. Hey you quaysil.
ex2. Stop quaysiling!
ex3. Shut up, you quaysiler.

by Matt February 18, 2003

Idioteque

Thom Yorke's vision of a society (presumably today's), where people are increasingly more obsessed with pointless technology, selfishness and mindless entertainment than life itself.

I fucking hate living in this idioteque world.

by Matt June 03, 2003

saosin

The sickest drumming to have ever graced my ears.

Lost Symphonies

by matt March 04, 2004

nerdle

a musical act that lacks in talent. preferably three friends from brisbane.

"hi we are the band called nerdle"

"hi i'm Matt, and this is Jamie and Reuben, and we are in a band called nerdle."

by matt June 19, 2004