matt's definitions

nub

A word used by fucking morons.

"That guy is a nub" Although if he ever saw me in reality he'd beat my ass with a bottle of syrup

by Matt March 5, 2004

aquafina

A word that, in the language of love, means, "The blood that runs through my veins is love for you". It may only be used by two people who are completely and utterly in love with each other and intend on spending the rest of their lives together.

Female: I have to go to work now.
Male: Ok, aquafina.
Female: Aquafina, honey.

by Matt June 18, 2006

Wiff waff

Elmer Fudd's pronunciation of the term "riff raff."

"I wiwl cwear the forwest of wiff waff wike that wascawy wabbit, huhuhuhuhuh."

by Matt February 17, 2007

support

a jockstrap, an atheletic supporter. Serves as a device for the protection of the genitals

Matt put the support on his crotchal area

by matt May 24, 2004

init

Commonly used in Linux/UNIX platoroms to change the runlevel.

/sbin/init 6 (This would restart the system)

by Matt June 1, 2004

Tear Jerker

Getting drunk and geeked up and crying on a buddies deck.

Man I pulled a tear jerker at Smitty's.

by Matt April 30, 2004

jerkizzur

Shaking involuntarily due to the effects of illicit drugs.

I got the jerkizzur with the ice.

by Matt December 16, 2004