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Monkees

A fake band that, not unlike the Partridge Family or The Archies, was created for a television show. In the mid-60's, producers hired four actors and told them to act as though they were band mates and would be called "The Monkees". Three of the four actors were actually able to carry a tune and one or two actually could play instruments, but the music on the records was all performed by studio musicians. They hired some of the best pop songwriters of the era and had several Top 10 hits credited to their fictional band.
I dig some of the Monkee's songs, but "I'm A Believer" is not one of them.
by Marty January 29, 2005
mugGet the Monkeesmug.

Westchester

The "other" suburb of New York, in a moderate rivalry with Long Island, which is for some reason seen as the "prime" suburb because it is slightly larger and more well-known. ANd by the way, Westchester County is not a bunch of rich snobs, contrary to the stereotype. Acc. to the census LI has the same per capita income as us.
Long Island can go fuck themselves - did you know that the 516 area code was actually created out of 914 in 1954? We still have the area code, you losers!
by Marty April 6, 2004
mugGet the Westchestermug.

covered handjob

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)
Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans
by Marty October 23, 2003
mugGet the covered handjobmug.

Astroglide

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation
Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!
by Marty October 23, 2003
mugGet the Astroglidemug.

Hand job

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)
That little slut Amy was giving hand jobs to every guy on the swim team last night!
by Marty October 18, 2003
mugGet the Hand jobmug.

meat wagon

Yo, they took away the dude that got capped in a meat wagon.
by Marty October 16, 2003
mugGet the meat wagonmug.

Jerk off

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush
by Marty October 19, 2003
mugGet the Jerk offmug.

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