marty's definitions

Jerk off

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

by Marty October 19, 2003

meat wagon

ambulance, paramedic unit

Yo, they took away the dude that got capped in a meat wagon.

by Marty October 16, 2003

peacekeeper

a hand gun

'Hands up!' he snarled from behind a two-barrelled peacekeeper.

by Marty May 20, 2004

breaker

radio: air waves, ether, on air

He switched on his CB rig. "Let's see who's on the breaker tonight."

by Marty July 16, 2004

ripped

Having well-defined muscles.

"We trying to get you ripped!" said the PE coach.

by Marty September 15, 2003

ethyl chloride

A heavy liquid with a pungent odor which, when vapors are inhaled, causes very rapid onset of general anesthesia. Side effects similar to chloroform: toxic to heart and liver.

That dumbass Byron accidently inhaled too much ethyl chloride vapor and passed out in the chemistry lab.

by Marty October 22, 2003

connected

The first level in the gangster Mafia hierarchy, according to the movie Donnie Brasco. In that movie, Al Pacino explains that there are four levels of Mafia guy: Connected guy, Made Guy (aka Wiseguy), Skipper, and Boss. Connected Guy is a guy who is vouched for by a Made Guy. He is referred to as "a friend of mine" by said Made Guy, but is not yet part of the Mafia yet.

Hey, don't piss off any of Rizzo's friend, he's a connected guy.

by Marty February 14, 2003