marty's definitions

VW van

Only the greatest machine to be put down on this earth by God himself. The Volkswagon Van became popular in the late 60s by hippies or drug traffickers. The popularity continued to the late 70s but quickly died down as the "hippy" turned into the "funk". Several failed attempts to create a new more modernized van to satisfy the customers of today have been tried the German company. The VW Van's symbolism as a drug persons vehicle remains today.

Dude, check out my totally awesome 1973 VW Van!

by marty August 20, 2005

Astroglide

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation

Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!

by Marty October 23, 2003

pentothal

The original thiobarbiturate, used primarily for intravenous induction of general anesthesia before surgery. Also known as "truth serum".

They gave Bob some Pentothal before his operation and he was out cold in 10 seconds!

by Marty October 22, 2003

breaker

radio: air waves, ether, on air

He switched on his CB rig. "Let's see who's on the breaker tonight."

by Marty July 16, 2004

chloral hydrate

One of the oldest non-barbiturate sedative-hypnotic drugs. Also known as "knock out drops".

They gave me some chloral hydrate and the next thing I knew it was lights out!

by Marty January 7, 2005

Ducat Foul

When you sit down or stand up from a seated position and all of the loose change in your pockets falls out. Alternatively, when you leave your spare change in you pants/jacket, proceed to move said pants/jacket from your closet and change falls everywhere.

"Yo, get off the couch. I gotta pick out my change....I just pulled a mad Ducat Foul."

by Marty May 10, 2004

Rusty

To be an addicted pothead

Rusty smoked a bit fat joint.

by Marty June 4, 2003