marty's definitions
scariest man in the world. looks like a clown without makeup. likes 16 year olds named catherine. very weird.
by marty May 18, 2003

by Marty May 13, 2005

by Marty October 19, 2003

Why do you read the SMH? It's too big! At home we use it to protect our dinner table! Go for a REAL paper like the Daily Telegraph!
by Marty June 17, 2003

When you sit down or stand up from a seated position and all of the loose change in your pockets falls out. Alternatively, when you leave your spare change in you pants/jacket, proceed to move said pants/jacket from your closet and change falls everywhere.
by Marty May 10, 2004

by Marty October 22, 2003
