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Monkees

A fake band that, not unlike the Partridge Family or The Archies, was created for a television show. In the mid-60's, producers hired four actors and told them to act as though they were band mates and would be called "The Monkees". Three of the four actors were actually able to carry a tune and one or two actually could play instruments, but the music on the records was all performed by studio musicians. They hired some of the best pop songwriters of the era and had several Top 10 hits credited to their fictional band.
I dig some of the Monkee's songs, but "I'm A Believer" is not one of them.
by Marty January 29, 2005
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covered handjob

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)
Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans
by Marty October 23, 2003
mugGet the covered handjobmug.

tommy-b

'....yeah that guys a total tommy-b'
by Marty March 20, 2004
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Jack Off

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.
by Marty October 19, 2003
mugGet the Jack Offmug.

breaker

radio: air waves, ether, on air
He switched on his CB rig. "Let's see who's on the breaker tonight."
by Marty July 16, 2004
mugGet the breakermug.

d shiznit

the license plate letters on B-Rad's car in the movie "Malibu's Most Wanted."
This car is dshiznit
by Marty March 23, 2005
mugGet the d shiznitmug.

star-fucker

one who yearns for a star to be sexually available to their skanky ass.

One who has sex exclusively with celebrities...
"sweetie, I'm a star-fucker, I don't do the B-list."
by Marty October 1, 2003
mugGet the star-fuckermug.

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