marty's definitions

screamer

Derogatory name for male homosexuals

Bruce is such a screamer!

by Marty October 23, 2003

chloroform

A heavy liquid (CHCl3) which, when vapors are inhaled, causes strong anesthetic effects. Thought to be carcinogenic, toxic to the heart and liver. Abuse can cause sudden death.

Chloroform is nothing to fuck around with.

by Marty October 22, 2003

Nitrous Oxide

Gas with strong analgesic and weak anesthetic effects. Used in surgery and dentistry, mainly to potentiate other anesthetics. Also called "laughing gas".

When they put him under for his knee operation, they gave him halothane in nitrous oxide and oxygen.

by Marty October 22, 2003

VW van

Only the greatest machine to be put down on this earth by God himself. The Volkswagon Van became popular in the late 60s by hippies or drug traffickers. The popularity continued to the late 70s but quickly died down as the "hippy" turned into the "funk". Several failed attempts to create a new more modernized van to satisfy the customers of today have been tried the German company. The VW Van's symbolism as a drug persons vehicle remains today.

Dude, check out my totally awesome 1973 VW Van!

by marty August 20, 2005

covered handjob

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)

Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans

by Marty October 23, 2003

tommy-b

a person with no talent or future.

'....yeah that guys a total tommy-b'

by Marty March 20, 2004

Westchester

The "other" suburb of New York, in a moderate rivalry with Long Island, which is for some reason seen as the "prime" suburb because it is slightly larger and more well-known. ANd by the way, Westchester County is not a bunch of rich snobs, contrary to the stereotype. Acc. to the census LI has the same per capita income as us.

Long Island can go fuck themselves - did you know that the 516 area code was actually created out of 914 in 1954? We still have the area code, you losers!

by Marty April 6, 2004