marty's definitions

covered handjob

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)

Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans

by Marty October 23, 2003

white rabbit

Greatest song ever by Jefferson Airplane originally on the Surrealistic Pillow album.
Performed and written by Grace Slick who has to be the worlds best singer.
Awsome song to listen to when high, especially on acid!

-Dude did you listen to White Rabbit last night while trippin on acid?
-ya man, i saw the words and alice all over the walls!

by marty April 2, 2005

d shiznit

the license plate letters on B-Rad's car in the movie "Malibu's Most Wanted."

This car is dshiznit

by Marty March 23, 2005

Nitrous Oxide

Gas with strong analgesic and weak anesthetic effects. Used in surgery and dentistry, mainly to potentiate other anesthetics. Also called "laughing gas".

When they put him under for his knee operation, they gave him halothane in nitrous oxide and oxygen.

by Marty October 22, 2003

do ma

"Fuck your mum", very offensive if misdirected at a Vietnamese speaker, and mildly offensive or even playful among familiars.

Origin: Vietnamese - common usage amongst Caucasians noted in the Springvale area.

"What the hell? Do ma!" - surprise, disdain

"Do ma fuck you!" - affectionate playful jibe

"Do ma mae" - this person seriously has nothing to say, and simply emitted this sequence of sounds out of habit.

by Marty November 26, 2004

penis pump

alternative term: jamming
whereby male partner usually pumps his male partner's penis getting him off

opposit ends of the couch just thrusting one's foot into your partner's bulge for erotic pleasure

by marty August 24, 2003

Cookie

A girl, especially a very good looking one, who is thinks is the center of the universe. Typically containing or possessing the following qualities.
1. A great sense of humor.
2. A smile that melts hearts.
3. Sweet Smelling.
4. A great body.
5. Extreme Intelligence.

Damn, you check out Cookie today? Yo I've been sweatin her since astronomy...by the way...who L?

by Marty November 2, 2003