1) A substitute for the "your mom" punchline of a 'yo momma' style joke. Used among friends to prevent from offending one another during a good volley of good-natured mother-insults.
2) An alcoholic beverage popular among the Los Angeles nightclub and bar scenes. A "Brett's Mom" is prepared differently be every bartender and described only as "something that smells skanky and goes down easy." Bartenders are given creative license to prepare a surprise concoction of their own invention whenever the drink is ordered and many of them take great pride in the originality of their respective recipes which are sometimes even served flambe as a "Flaming Brett's Mom"
3) A highly sought after strain of indica-based marijuana grown in Northern California. "Brett's Mom" is known to induce an energetic and euphoric high often discussed among aficionados with remarks such as "Air body get did good by Brett's Mom"
2) An alcoholic beverage popular among the Los Angeles nightclub and bar scenes. A "Brett's Mom" is prepared differently be every bartender and described only as "something that smells skanky and goes down easy." Bartenders are given creative license to prepare a surprise concoction of their own invention whenever the drink is ordered and many of them take great pride in the originality of their respective recipes which are sometimes even served flambe as a "Flaming Brett's Mom"
3) A highly sought after strain of indica-based marijuana grown in Northern California. "Brett's Mom" is known to induce an energetic and euphoric high often discussed among aficionados with remarks such as "Air body get did good by Brett's Mom"
1) "What's the difference between the Mojave Desert and Brett's Mom? The Mojave is easier to get wet and a hell of lot easier to get across."
2) "Excuse me, bartender, could I get two Brett's Moms?" "Uh... what's in that?" "It's up to you, really. It's just something that smells skanky and goes down easy."
3) "Hey man, did you bring Brett's Mom? I'll trade you some L.A. Confidential for some of that."
2) "Excuse me, bartender, could I get two Brett's Moms?" "Uh... what's in that?" "It's up to you, really. It's just something that smells skanky and goes down easy."
3) "Hey man, did you bring Brett's Mom? I'll trade you some L.A. Confidential for some of that."
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2. Taking 20 hits from a bong in a row
3. Packing a mouth with a full tin of snus for 60 minutes
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Derived from Lou Gerig's disease
In 1939, when Gehrig sat for the first time in years after a streak of 2130 starts, the Detroit crowd gave him a standing ovation as he sat slumped in the dugout, his eyes welling with tears.
Favre's starting streak ending unlike Gehrig's after returning from countless retirements, to an awful season performance, a sexual harassment charge, and venom from the state that once loved him.
Favre was a douchbag to the very end:
“I heard people say ‘Hate for the streak to end like this,’” Favre said. “End like what? It’s been a great run.”
Only in your mind Brett, only in your mind.
Derived from Lou Gerig's disease
In 1939, when Gehrig sat for the first time in years after a streak of 2130 starts, the Detroit crowd gave him a standing ovation as he sat slumped in the dugout, his eyes welling with tears.
Favre's starting streak ending unlike Gehrig's after returning from countless retirements, to an awful season performance, a sexual harassment charge, and venom from the state that once loved him.
Favre was a douchbag to the very end:
“I heard people say ‘Hate for the streak to end like this,’” Favre said. “End like what? It’s been a great run.”
Only in your mind Brett, only in your mind.
Why is Dave at the club? Isn't he like, 45 years old? Everyone thinks he's a joke out there dancing like that.
I know dude, but be a little bit understanding. He's got a bad case of Brett Favre's Disease.
After Tom sent those pictures to Jenny after her constant ignoring of his text messages he realized a horrible truth; He had Brett Favre's Disease.
I know dude, but be a little bit understanding. He's got a bad case of Brett Favre's Disease.
After Tom sent those pictures to Jenny after her constant ignoring of his text messages he realized a horrible truth; He had Brett Favre's Disease.
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