brett's mom 

1) A substitute for the "your mom" punchline of a 'yo momma' style joke. Used among friends to prevent from offending one another during a good volley of good-natured mother-insults.

2) An alcoholic beverage popular among the Los Angeles nightclub and bar scenes. A "Brett's Mom" is prepared differently be every bartender and described only as "something that smells skanky and goes down easy." Bartenders are given creative license to prepare a surprise concoction of their own invention whenever the drink is ordered and many of them take great pride in the originality of their respective recipes which are sometimes even served flambe as a "Flaming Brett's Mom"

3) A highly sought after strain of indica-based marijuana grown in Northern California. "Brett's Mom" is known to induce an energetic and euphoric high often discussed among aficionados with remarks such as "Air body get did good by Brett's Mom"

1) "What's the difference between the Mojave Desert and Brett's Mom? The Mojave is easier to get wet and a hell of lot easier to get across."

2) "Excuse me, bartender, could I get two Brett's Moms?" "Uh... what's in that?" "It's up to you, really. It's just something that smells skanky and goes down easy."

3) "Hey man, did you bring Brett's Mom? I'll trade you some L.A. Confidential for some of that."

brett's mom by Undercover Bob June 19, 2008

Brett's 3 Deadly Challanges 

Three challanges that consist of:
1. Chugging an entire bottle of vodka in one night

2. Taking 20 hits from a bong in a row

3. Packing a mouth with a full tin of snus for 60 minutes

"Bro are you doing any of Brett's 3 deadly challanges?" "Nahh dude, those are fucked up."

Brett's 3 Deadly Challanges by bseggs November 3, 2011

Brett's Disco Tile 

When you pig the shit out of Mary or Melissa

I Brett's disco tiled them last night, john video taped it!

Brett's Disco Tile by Mtg8 August 27, 2016

brett's barrel 

British Colombian Bowling ball... guy only drinks bud heavies and four lokos... wheels only females under 15... years old... sick forearm tat... loves Stefanski's bajangas.... but is also probably your hot bartender if you've been to the keg in Kelowna

I rubbed Brett's barrel for good luck, its like Buddha's belly but luckier

brett's barrel by papa John\ December 10, 2017

Brett Favre's Disease 

A douchebag who doesn't know when to quit.

Derived from Lou Gerig's disease

In 1939, when Gehrig sat for the first time in years after a streak of 2130 starts, the Detroit crowd gave him a standing ovation as he sat slumped in the dugout, his eyes welling with tears.

Favre's starting streak ending unlike Gehrig's after returning from countless retirements, to an awful season performance, a sexual harassment charge, and venom from the state that once loved him.

Favre was a douchbag to the very end:

“I heard people say ‘Hate for the streak to end like this,’” Favre said. “End like what? It’s been a great run.”

Only in your mind Brett, only in your mind.

Why is Dave at the club? Isn't he like, 45 years old? Everyone thinks he's a joke out there dancing like that.

I know dude, but be a little bit understanding. He's got a bad case of Brett Favre's Disease.

After Tom sent those pictures to Jenny after her constant ignoring of his text messages he realized a horrible truth; He had Brett Favre's Disease.

Brett Favre's Disease by lawlawlaw December 15, 2010

brett and roma’s sex 

Amazing, unbelievably earth shatteringly great.
Best combo that exists.

Hot, steamy and incredible.

Brett and Roma’s sex life is something to marvel.

brett and roma’s sex by The World’s Dictionary January 29, 2018

Where's the Brett-mice-ter? 

Code, when at a party or social event, secretly saying that it is "time to leave."

Hey man, where's the brett-mice-ter?

I was thinking the same thing.

Where's the Brett-mice-ter? by Joom Joom June 15, 2010