marty's definitions

connected

The first level in the gangster Mafia hierarchy, according to the movie Donnie Brasco. In that movie, Al Pacino explains that there are four levels of Mafia guy: Connected guy, Made Guy (aka Wiseguy), Skipper, and Boss. Connected Guy is a guy who is vouched for by a Made Guy. He is referred to as "a friend of mine" by said Made Guy, but is not yet part of the Mafia yet.

Hey, don't piss off any of Rizzo's friend, he's a connected guy.

by Marty February 14, 2003

Uberjello

Uberjello, Super jello or exquisite. Beyond comprehension of taste or senses, godly or not of this world.

"Boy..that Uberjello, gelitan treat for the gods!"

by Marty October 20, 2004

Jerk off

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

by Marty October 19, 2003

meat wagon

ambulance, paramedic unit

Yo, they took away the dude that got capped in a meat wagon.

by Marty October 16, 2003

ticklish

easily made to laugh or wriggle when tickled

Mandy found out that Billy's feet were ticklish as hell!

by Marty October 16, 2003

Astroglide

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation

Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!

by Marty October 23, 2003

ink

Another name for menstrual fluid.

It was that time of the month for Brandi, and the ink began to flow.

by marty January 22, 2003