when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)
by Marty October 16, 2003
An unfortunate public servant who has been asked to do the impossible: serve as chief diplomat for the Bush Administration.
That poor bastard Colin Powell has to fly around apologizing for the arrogant policies of the Bush Administration.
by Marty October 22, 2003
The original thiobarbiturate, used primarily for intravenous induction of general anesthesia before surgery. Also known as "truth serum".
by Marty October 22, 2003
The "other" suburb of New York, in a moderate rivalry with Long Island, which is for some reason seen as the "prime" suburb because it is slightly larger and more well-known. ANd by the way, Westchester County is not a bunch of rich snobs, contrary to the stereotype. Acc. to the census LI has the same per capita income as us.
Long Island can go fuck themselves - did you know that the 516 area code was actually created out of 914 in 1954? We still have the area code, you losers!
by Marty April 06, 2004
by Marty October 19, 2003
A fake band that, not unlike the Partridge Family or The Archies, was created for a television show. In the mid-60's, producers hired four actors and told them to act as though they were band mates and would be called "The Monkees". Three of the four actors were actually able to carry a tune and one or two actually could play instruments, but the music on the records was all performed by studio musicians. They hired some of the best pop songwriters of the era and had several Top 10 hits credited to their fictional band.
by Marty January 29, 2005