Ducat Foul

When you sit down or stand up from a seated position and all of the loose change in your pockets falls out. Alternatively, when you leave your spare change in you pants/jacket, proceed to move said pants/jacket from your closet and change falls everywhere.

"Yo, get off the couch. I gotta pick out my change....I just pulled a mad Ducat Foul."

by Marty May 11, 2004

BiCapitalization

Gay people that go out with members of the different group...

he just using those girls for his own bicapitalization

by Marty October 01, 2003

floodle

a floppy noodle

some like their noodle al dente others in a floodle like state

by marty February 26, 2004

marty hard

term used to describe partying to it's maximum potential

YO! We're raging tonight.. MARTY HARD!!!

by Marty February 22, 2005

rudy palmer

scariest man in the world. looks like a clown without makeup. likes 16 year olds named catherine. very weird.

rudy palmer has a dildo.

by marty May 18, 2003

Jack Off

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.

by Marty October 20, 2003

audiophile

Someone who usually looks at young audio equipment. And rapes it through various input and often output sockets.

"omfg an audiophile is touching my stereo!"
" Hes insertin a long jack plug in my amp!"

by marty February 18, 2005