70 definitions by marty

Mortdale

hard cunts down at the docks dealing by the tonn. Rootin bitches 50 by 50

by marty July 25, 2003

Slap it down

Term of encouragement or disparagement used by white men with small penises after a notable ribbing.

"I said 'slap it down', homie"

by marty February 23, 2003

d shiznit

the license plate letters on B-Rad's car in the movie "Malibu's Most Wanted."

This car is dshiznit

by marty March 24, 2005

ticklish

easily made to laugh or wriggle when tickled

Mandy found out that Billy's feet were ticklish as hell!

by marty October 17, 2003

Rusty

To be an addicted pothead

Rusty smoked a bit fat joint.

by marty June 4, 2003

VW van

Only the greatest machine to be put down on this earth by God himself. The Volkswagon Van became popular in the late 60s by hippies or drug traffickers. The popularity continued to the late 70s but quickly died down as the "hippy" turned into the "funk". Several failed attempts to create a new more modernized van to satisfy the customers of today have been tried the German company. The VW Van's symbolism as a drug persons vehicle remains today.

Dude, check out my totally awesome 1973 VW Van!

by marty July 25, 2005

Astroglide

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation

Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!

by marty October 23, 2003