marty's definitions

inker

A term for a woman's uterus, which produces "ink", i.e. menstrual fluid.

My pecker reached clear up to her inker.

by marty January 22, 2003

Mortdale

hard cunts down at the docks dealing by the tonn. Rootin bitches 50 by 50

by Marty July 25, 2003

Bastedo

A stylish suit or tuxedo.

Rob: Did you get your bastedo for the party?
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got akimow and add!
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.

by Marty January 30, 2005

ripped

Having well-defined muscles.

"We trying to get you ripped!" said the PE coach.

by Marty September 15, 2003

breaker

radio: air waves, ether, on air

He switched on his CB rig. "Let's see who's on the breaker tonight."

by Marty July 16, 2004

HANDJOB

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

That little slut Kimmy was giving a handjob to every guy on the swim team last night!

by Marty October 16, 2003

Jerk off

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

by Marty October 19, 2003