spades

shady people....

Those girls are just a bunch of spades.

by Marty October 01, 2003

chloral hydrate

One of the oldest non-barbiturate sedative-hypnotic drugs. Also known as "knock out drops".

They gave me some chloral hydrate and the next thing I knew it was lights out!

by Marty January 07, 2005

winnet

faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus

that winnet is a bugger to remove

by Marty May 13, 2005

smh

Tablecloth

Why do you read the SMH? It's too big! At home we use it to protect our dinner table! Go for a REAL paper like the Daily Telegraph!

by Marty June 17, 2003

ejaculation

discharge of semen from the penis caused by sexual stimulation

My girlfriend kept stroking my dick until I ejaculated!

by Marty October 19, 2003

Ducat Foul

When you sit down or stand up from a seated position and all of the loose change in your pockets falls out. Alternatively, when you leave your spare change in you pants/jacket, proceed to move said pants/jacket from your closet and change falls everywhere.

"Yo, get off the couch. I gotta pick out my change....I just pulled a mad Ducat Foul."

by Marty May 10, 2004

floodle

a floppy noodle

some like their noodle al dente others in a floodle like state

by marty February 26, 2004