marK's definitions

wookie

A lifeless idiot whose whole existence consists of following around jam bands and not showering or shaving. When they're not panhandling or trying to rip people off, they're selling veggie burritos or grilled cheese to fund their useless existence. They stand for nothing and care about nobody else. (Not to be confused with a hippie. A hippie is someone who lives a certain lifestyle due to their beliefs. Hippies often shower and have jobs.)

Yo those wookies over there are trying to sell beat rolls.

by Mark December 29, 2003

colette guimond

Female bodybuilder recently turned actress. Her first film is "Goddess of Revenge" directed by David Lussier

by Mark November 1, 2003

Lowie

a female slut who enjoys male company.

A female who is very permisques and like attention form males. Also who enjoys having sex with multiple partners

by Mark October 15, 2004

Ferien

Lazy, sloth like, unable to move or think quickly

see billy he's just ferien

by Mark October 9, 2003

powerfelch

a variation of the wordfelch/word (sexual act).

in powerfelching, before felching commences the felchee consumes ex-lax, allegedly giving the anally-sucked-up cum a bubblier, frothier consistency.

"where's my ex-lax and drinking straws? Fred, have you been powerfelching again?"

by Mark December 22, 2002

lusers

People who haven't a clue and use computers.

99.99% of all Windows users are lusers, why would they otherwise put up with such a substandard system if they didn't know better?

by Mark July 31, 2003

Cream

1. (n) Semen
2. (v) To become excited

1. A guy's cream
2. To cream onself, "I was so excited I creamed my pants"

by Mark June 24, 2004