Definitions by mangus

catch a pooch 

To take a dump. To poop. To drop the kids off at the pool. To do a "number two."

Those sasuage, egg and cheese biscuits always make me need to take a pooch by the time I get to work.

catch a pooch by mangus January 13, 2005

schmeces 

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".

Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.

schmeces by Mangus January 5, 2005

air quotes 

Another term for a fart, usually used to voice an opinion regarding a topic of conversation (see example sentence).

Oh yeah, well I've got an air quote for ya: bbrrrrrrpppp...

air quotes by mangus June 5, 2004

problem space 

Known also as your "six by six," one's problem space is the personal comfort zone you just entered into.

Dude, get outta my problem space or I'll tear you a new one pronto.

problem space by mangus June 5, 2004

tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.

If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.

tear you a new one by mangus June 5, 2004

lawn cigar 

Another term for yard candy, which is a piece of excrement left in one's yard, usually by a dog or some other animal.

Holy freakin crap, look at all those lawn cigars that dog left back here.

lawn cigar by mangus May 26, 2004

tit looker 

Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.

I better watch out -- I think it's getting around that I'm the office tit looker.

tit looker by mangus May 26, 2004