30 definitions by mangus
A pee spot on your shorts/jeans that shows through after you whizz, because you didn't tap your monkey well enough.
by mangus January 18, 2005
Known also as your "six by six," one's problem space is the personal comfort zone you just entered into.
by mangus June 5, 2004
by mangus June 5, 2004
The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.
Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".
Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".
Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.
by mangus January 5, 2005
by mangus May 24, 2004
The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.
by mangus May 26, 2004