52 definitions by major_delmac

Blondie

The woman who is submissive to Dagwood in the comic strip. Also describes super hot stripper types who like hip hop music and soul food cooks.

Blondie needs to get off of Cedric the Entertainer's jock. Please hurry up and take him home because it's bad for business.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

A good loving woman. very hot, very loyal. looks out for you when you least expect it. see also unique, magical white girl.

Leroy thought he was in a hollywood movie when the fair maidens surrounded him.

by major_delmac April 20, 2005

something white girls are not allowed to do in front of black boys in the states of Georgia and Texas.

Jessica: Don't look, are you trying to get us killed?

Amber: Your mom soooo owns you. Relax.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

A marketing tool for anti-miscegenation. Unlike Britney Spears who represents pro-miscegenation.

Girl#1: Hillary Duff's mom is a retired coal burner.

Hillary Duff fan: You lie, whore!

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Someone who hates your social views and opinons out of simplicity and ignorance. How sad.

As soon as Jaime voiced her support of interracial marriage she discovered how contrarian her closest friends really were.

by major_delmac September 4, 2006

A Pope with a no nonsense name and attitude. Still trying to make personal amends for being a hitler youth.

Under Benedict XVI, the catholic girls will be even hotter.

On your knees, you dirty little pig.

by major_delmac April 21, 2005