major_delmac's definitions

Blondie

The woman who is submissive to Dagwood in the comic strip. Also describes super hot stripper types who like hip hop music and soul food cooks.

Blondie needs to get off of Cedric the Entertainer's jock. Please hurry up and take him home because it's bad for business.

by major_delmac May 13, 2005

Blonde

A stripper or stripper-in-training.

That blonde just gave me a lapdance and asked me for a ride home.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

coal burner

A rich blonde yuppie who only goes to clubs that play black music so she can find the perfect brother to piss her dad off with.

That girl from the O.C. is a major league coal burner.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Foreigner

Someone who is fresh off the boat(with or without money) to America and doesn't know it's rude to yell 'Wasabe!' from the third row of a basketball game when Yao Ming makes a free throw. Probably says nigger alot in private as well.

America has loads of no class foreigners who steal all the best girls and they aren't even black!

by major_delmac March 12, 2005

sucka free

a female in the state of loneliness and despair. to imitate a state of tragedy and/or delusion that you are happier with a trashy dildo.

Man: Say ho, how much for head?

Girl: For you, I sucka free!

by major_delmac April 28, 2005

macaroni and cheese

Asian girls who love black men, sometimes to the point of irrationality. "Macaroni" from the well worn theory that all blacks are macks and "Cheese" from the softness of asian female skin.

Gong Li is straight up macaroni and cheese. She listens to alot of Ruben Studdard.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Capitulation Amy

When a thin blonde's inner conflict over interracial romance gets the best of her. Usually indicated by random fits of rage or her ankles reaching for the ceiling.

Guy#1: Amber just went off on Jake. She call you?

Guy#2: Capitulation Amy.

Guy#1: Sweeeet!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005