A super hot woman of any race who can speak "proper" in front of white men and "street" in front of black men in order to accomodate her pocketbook more proficiently. Women of this type usually give great head due to their hall of fame caliber tongues. Usually found in dancehalls and strip clubs, females of this kind are rare in America due to its history of anti-miscegenation.
White man: I heard you were talking that for shizzle shit to college boy Tyrone last night. You're just a big old United Nations Whore.
United Nations Whore: May I borrow $1000?
White man: Okay.
United Nations Whore: May I borrow $1000?
White man: Okay.
by major_delmac March 01, 2005
Get the United Nations Whoremug. by major_delmac March 01, 2005
Get the Measurement Blondemug. High intensity -breaking- news that captivates the world and preempts all programming. Unlike most other news, it is recordable and rewatchable.
Osama bin Laden has been killed. CNN MSNBC and C-Span have interrupted their normal coverage to cover the event. My DVR says I'm recording "Unthinkable: The Alzheimer Epidemic", but I know better... I now have the largest newsporn stash on the east coast.
by major_delmac June 02, 2011
Get the Newspornmug. Your lady on the side. A mistress. Your down low woman. Unlike a wife or girlfriend, all she ever wants to do is love and touch you.
by major_delmac March 01, 2005
Get the love and touchmug. by major_delmac March 31, 2005
Get the rare formmug. Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?
Amber: I'm down!
Amber: I'm down!
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
Get the racist double standardmug. what the father of a rich single broad uses as a bribe to get a man to marry her crabby little ass. see also: money. Similar, but not to be confused with a shotgun wedding.
apu: I will give you a dowry of 10 sacred cows to marry my desi, the spoiled little airhead she is.
Leroy: fo shizzle my bollyizzle.
Leroy: fo shizzle my bollyizzle.
by major_delmac March 07, 2005
Get the dowrymug.