Definitions by major_delmac

coal burner 

A rich blonde yuppie who only goes to clubs that play black music so she can find the perfect brother to piss her dad off with.

That girl from the O.C. is a major league coal burner.

coal burner by major_delmac February 28, 2005

racist double standard 

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.

Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!

racist double standard by major_delmac February 28, 2005

I have a boyfriend 

Girls who renege on interracial romance at the last minute because her friends have threatened to ostracize her from the herd.

Bai Lin: I have a boyfriend.

Maurice: Who is your Cunt Nazi?

I have a boyfriend by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Blonde 

A stripper or stripper-in-training.

That blonde just gave me a lapdance and asked me for a ride home.

Blonde by major_delmac February 28, 2005

blondes 

Women who are weak for rap music, french Jazz musicians and spoken word artists.

Those blondes in Dallas just won't quit trying.

blondes by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Catfight

What happens when there aren't enough black guys to go around at the frat party.

Amber and Jenna are having a blood feud catfight over Toby.

Catfight by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Caucasianaphobic 

A mudshark with implants and a CD rack full of Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Since when did Betsy get the phobia?

Caucasianaphobic by major_delmac February 28, 2005