A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.
person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!
Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...
Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...
by mike April 21, 2004
by Mike November 28, 2003
Skimboarding's kinda like trying to skateboard on a quarterpipe that’s coming right at you...A quarterpipe that, if you don’t get there in time, is gonna explode right in your face.
by mike October 06, 2003
to lick pussy! i do this often. most men want to but they cant...so they lie. lesbians do this alot.
Doug ate out shannon at lindsay's house at night and made shannon moan really load. she went ohhhh doougggg fuck meeee nowwww. then she was fucked!
by mike August 12, 2003
The command given to admit defeat by the weaker of the two parties. Only will a true unworthy individual ever fathom saying this humiliating word in the presence of another person.
by mike April 15, 2005
1: Grand Champion
2: A Samoan wrestler from the 1990's who was made out to be a Japanese Sumo wrestler.
3: To put your bare-ass on an unexpected victim's face while he/she is out of it.
2: A Samoan wrestler from the 1990's who was made out to be a Japanese Sumo wrestler.
3: To put your bare-ass on an unexpected victim's face while he/she is out of it.
In Japan, best sumo wrestler is called the Yokozuna.
Yokozuna was so fat at one point when he broke his leg, a forlift had to carry him out.
The Man Show originated the Yokozuna with Jimmy Kimmel's cousin Sal.
Yokozuna was so fat at one point when he broke his leg, a forlift had to carry him out.
The Man Show originated the Yokozuna with Jimmy Kimmel's cousin Sal.
by Mike September 05, 2005