mAx's definitions

sfazir

This means to slap furiously with a wooden plank. Origin is unknown but dates back to the early 70's.

I sfazired on of my carpool people.

by Max March 3, 2005

Nataleigh

Nataleigh-- this freshman that is fucking my freshman buddy, Steven.

Nataleigh fucked Steven last night, and I'm really jealous.

by Max March 3, 2005

spicknig

The alliance of a spick and a nig, spicknig. A children born from a spick and a nig.

look at that spicknig
mark you spicknig

by Max November 11, 2006

Donkeywaffle

Donkeywaffle is a brilliant and flexible word with witch the context can be adjusted to fit nearly any situation! Donkeywaffle can be used as an interjection or as a noun, expressing suprise, dismay, or a delicious waffle-like confection in the shape of a donkey!

Oh muh donkeywaffle! That thurr's the fattest biatch ah evah did see!

Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?

by mAx May 3, 2004

Shpadoinkle

Shpadoinkle is an interjection used by burley construction workers and japanese physisists alike! Similar to donkeywaffle. If you say 'Shpadoinkle,' you can be cool too!

Holy shpadoinkle! My scrotum just imploded!

I'm doing just spadoinkle, you?

by mAx May 3, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

The 'accidental' revelation of cleavage on national television. for you dumbasses out there, "When dat bitch showed dem tittays on da tv yo"

Thats what you get when you let MTV run the halftime show. greedy corporate bastards.

by Max May 11, 2004

represent

Something said by dumbass yuppie posers in order to get thier ass kicked.

Marlow: Represent, yo!
*THWACK*

by Max May 11, 2004