mAx's definitions

grannyman

The most l33t member of a forum/bulletin-board or on IRC.

Too cool to handle.

grannyman is so l33t! OMFG I wanna be like him!

by max April 19, 2004

email

A horrible and inneficient way to communicate with people in the world.

My email inbox was filled with tons of spam and porn.

by Max April 11, 2004

cornbread

your ass's virginity

If you go to jail, you will most likely lose your cornbread

by max April 7, 2004

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giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

by max April 7, 2004

maximus

A product used for penis enlargement.

I went to the store to buy Maximus so I could impress my girlfriend in the sack

by max March 29, 2004

big feet

it means big shoes

i have small big feet

by max March 23, 2004

smelly butt

a strong stench coming out of someone's behind area

justine has a smelly butt

by max March 23, 2004