slick desmond

A slick desmond is 1 swish dude. Hes quick smart and cool.
by Luke July 12, 2003
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DILLIGAS

Do I Look Like I Give A Shit
-I'm Pregnant
-Oh yeah, DILLIGAS.
by Luke March 27, 2003
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rise n shine

the act of recieving a rodeo like ride from a female immediatly following getting wokin up.
Bartoe recieved a rise n shine from a 300 pound fat girl with one leg, and he loved every second of it. Over and Over he got rise n shines. `1
by luke February 16, 2005
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rise n shine

the act of masterbating immedatitly following getting woke up.
After a long drunkin night dan was intised to do a rise n shine.
by luke February 16, 2005
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chronic

High quality marijuana which is then tossed with keif. The result being marijuana which is very sticky when touched as well as having a great abundance of crystals. Commonly after the process of coating it with keif is completed it then is sprayed with RC cola that has been allowed to sit until flat. This causes the crystals to dissolve into the marijuana buds as well as adding a slight flavoring. This process although helpful (as fewer crystals will be lost when you touch it) is not necessary to produce Chronic.

a common misconception is that Chronic is marijuana with cocaine sprinkled on it. Cocaine trading on the streets for 100 dollars a gram for 30% pure cocaine is unlikely to be used on marijuana. When Marijuana and cocaine are induced at the same time the feeling brought about by the marijuana is over powered by that of the cocaine. Further cocaine can not be properly ingested by many of the ways that marijuana is (I.E. a water bong ). for these reasons although possible it makes the thought of ingesting cocaine through marijuana a silly one and at the very least an over priced way of ingesting it.
Roll up that chronic and lets breeze homie.
by Luke November 09, 2005
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whoa transvestite

Originally found in tv show 'The Family Guy,' now used by students everywhere to ensue outrage in teachers and principals the world over.
Hello class, My name's Mr. Bates, and I'll be taking youyr class today.

"Whoa, Transvestite!"
by Luke December 27, 2004
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ro-sham-bo

A game of kicking your opponents balls to settle a dispute between two men.
My roomate Dean and I were arguing about who was supposed to do the dishes, I kicked him once and now he asks to do my dishes for me.
by luke December 04, 2003
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