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comb-over

What middle-aged men that are going bald do to "camoflauge" their big gaping bald spot. Not very sucsessful
Why do people think comb-overs make them look less bald?
by Liz December 25, 2003
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The Shoebox Project

The greatest, in many rabidly obsessed people's opinions, "Marauders' Era" (circa 1970 Hogwarts) Harry Potter fanfiction EVER. Written by Lady Jaida and Dorkorific and hosted on LiveJournal, it has become widely popular and there are heaps of readers who believe that it is canon—J.K. Rowling who? It is meant to be Remus/Sirius slash but remains nearly gen for at least the first nineteen parts.
"MERLIN'S BEARD," I shrieked into my unfortunate friend's ear, "SHOEBOX HAS BEEN UPDATED!"
She sniffed disdainfully and made an off-handed comment about how Remus/Sirius slash is wrong and her personal OC, an author avatar by the name of Mary-Sue—I mean, Crimson Midnight Slytherin, fits much better with both Remus and Sirius. And James, and Lucius, but not Tom Riddle because they're related and that would be "icky."
I smacked her with a pillow, initiating a catfight much like those between Narcissa Black and Carmina Rosier.
by Liz February 14, 2005
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yiddish

A kick ass language that is can make coversation so much more interesting. Mostly spoken by Jews, but I know a lot of yiddish, and I'm a goyem (gentile)
So in short, spoken by Jews, some gentiles, and the entire town of Great Neck.
Oy vey, everyone knows yiddish!
by Liz January 22, 2004
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jelly bracelets

I have always thought of a sex braclets to be just a game but wherew i live they mean
Pink~Kiss on the cheek
Red~kiss an lips
purple~french kiss
purple glitter~oral sex
Silver~sex
Black~all of the above
by Liz March 7, 2004
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Gertie Cummins

The most kick-ass part in the musical, "Oklahoma!". Has an idiotic laugh that totally rocks.
In the winter muscal, I played Gertie Cummins! YAY!
by Liz January 22, 2004
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childbirth

The most painful thing you could ever expeirience. Most likely will involve lots of cursing, stupid doctors and make your insignifigant other feel extremly unloved.
Why the hell do people film childbirth? So they can remember the pain, yelling, pain and more pain?
by Liz July 29, 2004
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bexter baxter

n. youngest member of the Fox family
n. annoying nickname used to to annoy youngest member of the Fox family.
"Bexter Baxter, will you please go get me my..."
by Liz February 20, 2005
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