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Wally and Marge

Derogatory slang term for naive, elderly Midwestern tourist couples that visit the Jersey Shore. Often arrive as part of tour groups visiting Atlantic City.

See also gunderson, bennies, and shoobies.
Can you believe it? Wally and Marge over there just asked me what part of town could they see houses that belong to real Mafia guys! (Note: I really was asked that question by a real Wally and Marge!)
by Led Zeppole December 12, 2003
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Position 45

The 45th position that John Kerry has expressed on the War in Iraq since April 2003. Rest assured that the ever-decisive Kerry will adopt Position 46 by the end of this week...
Kerry's Position 45 is "Saddam Hussein was a threat to this nation and I support our troops, but I voted against funding this war, which is the wrong war at the wrong time at the wrong place, but I will encourage the international community to support our efforts, even though the 30 nations supporting us right now are the coalition of the bribed and the coerced and don't I look cool windsurfing and snowboarding and using the word lesbian in a debate, blah, blah, blah, blah..."
by Led Zeppole October 17, 2004
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Spedulance

An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."
The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.
by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003
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hit me back

What a masochist says to someone named Back.
Hit me, Back! Ooh, yeah, baby!
by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003
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menstrosexual

A man who enjoys having sex with a woman during her period. A play on the word metrosexual.
Al's a damn menstrosexual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.
by Led Zeppole October 1, 2003
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park a tiger on the rug

A New Zealand expression for vomiting.
If you do another shot of tequila, you're going to park a tiger on the rug!
by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003
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running man

Two days after hooking up with some skank in a bar, Ted felt that burning, dripping sensation that meant only one thing; he was a running man.
by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003
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