led zeppole's definitions

body massage

A New Jersey slang expression for beating the hell out of someone with a baseball bat. Also known as a Jersey massage or a Louisville Slugger beatdown.

That asshole Tony's been hitting on my girlfriend again. A hardcore body massage, and a month in intensive care, should give him something else to think about.

by Led Zeppole March 10, 2004

loweruppercaseitis

An annoying malady that strikes computer users in their teens, causing them to write sentences tHaT lOoK lIkE tHiS. If you're over the age of 15 and still type like that, see also loser.

The only people who think loweruppercaseitis is cool are fat 13 year olds who play too much Pokemon and whack off to Christina Aguilera videos.

by Led Zeppole October 24, 2003

mentalpause

The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.

A variation of the word menopause.

Grandma's habit of forgetting my name is a sure sign of mentalpause.

by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003

Afternoon delight

The awful title of one of the most awful songs ever written. It was performed by the Starland Vocal Band, a group of talentless hacks who are living proof that you can, in fact, sell your soul to Satan in exchange for success.

If you were around in the 70's, as I was, the "song" Afternoon Delight will scar your psyche until your dying day.

by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004

Absecon sleighride

To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.

On Monday morning, I slipped and took an Absecon sleighride down the stairs.

by Led Zeppole October 11, 2003

Sopranoland

A recent nickname (first heard in 2003) for northern New Jersey, generally used by residents of South Jersey. Refers to the popular HBO series The Sopranos which takes place in North Jersey.

I'm going to drive up the Turnpike to Sopranoland tonight to watch the Devils game.

by Led Zeppole December 28, 2003

thunderwear

Underwear for the extremely obese, those who make the earth tremble when they walk.
See also thunderbra, thunderthong, thunderpants.

Three hundred and fifty pound Herb's thunderwear was big enough to cover the infield at Yankee Stadium.

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003