led zeppole's definitions

hit me back

What a masochist says to someone named Back.

Hit me, Back! Ooh, yeah, baby!

by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003

menstrosexual

A man who enjoys having sex with a woman during her period. A play on the word metrosexual.

Al's a damn menstrosexual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.

by Led Zeppole October 1, 2003

matrix revolutioned

When something that began successfully ends in disappointment. Derived from The Matrix: Revolutions, the title of the disappointing final sequel to The Matrix, one of the finest and most influential films of the 90's.

Kevin's relationship with Sue started out great, but after a few weeks it matrix revolutioned and they broke up.

OR

Britney Spears was very popular a couple of years ago, but her career has since matrix revolutioned.

by Led Zeppole November 10, 2003

toe popper

An intravenous drug addict who injects their fix between their toes to make the track marks less conspicuous.

Christopher Moltisanti was a toe popper, shooting heroin between his toes, before Tony Soprano sent him to rehab (and threatened to kill him).

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

wangerific

sexually attractive; hot.
see also wanger.

My girlfriend looks wangerific in her naughty schoolgirl outfit!

by Led Zeppole October 2, 2003

smock

A badge of shame worn by the low-paid, low-skilled workers at retail stores like Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot. The smocks worn by employees of these stores are usually covered in advertising. They are also usually filthy. Source of the term smock job.

If you need to find a salesperson at Wal-Mart, just look for a nasty, big-assed white trash woman in stretch pants and a dirty smock. When you speak to her, you can put money on it that she will call you "hon."

by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004

Spedulance

An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."

The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.

by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003