Definitions by laserswordofdeath +3

rug puncher

Someone who likes to do vaginal fisting

After giving natural birth to twins, Jenny's husband became a regular rug puncher

rug puncher by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Deathkill 

An act of badassery so severe that the term 'kill' does not do the action any justice. Usually inflicted upon more than one noob/victim. Popularised by the likes of Audie Murphy, Alvin Yorke and Simo Häyhä

"omglolwtf I just totally did a deathkill when I saw the six tanks and about two hundred soldiers approaching" - Direct quote from Audie Murphy after he held the Colmar Pocket by himself

Deathkill by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Cock shy 

Entering a public restroom for a quick wizz and upon seeing other men at the urinal, opting to use the stalls instead. Usually implies one has a small penis.

I really don't want to have other men laugh at my 2 inch dick, it makes me all cock shy!

Cock shy by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Poverty Weight Loss Plan 

A strict non-eating plan based around the fact that you are broke, and losing weight as a result

Wow! Being underpaid sure has its benefits! I have lost six pounds this month due to the Poverty Weight Loss Plan! And the good news is, looking at my bank account, I can carry on until next payday!

Poverty Weight Loss Plan by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Yahweh Three Way 

Similar to a Joseph's Cuckold, the Yahweh Three Way is when the Christian deity decides to let his son be born through a woman on earth - a woman in a relationship where there are now three parties involved. Seen as either the cornerstone of Christianity, or blatant bullshit

I was shocked to find out my wife has been engaging in a Yahweh Three Way, without my knowledge. Some folks have been laughing behind my back, but it's okay... at least I will be the father of a demigod

Yahweh Three Way by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Poo Truffle 

When you have to take a shit in an unflushed toilet, thereby layering the shit. Leads to a truffle effect

Check out the third toilet stall on the left! It doesn't flush anymore, so we got a good poo truffle going. Has to be six inches deep, at least!

Poo Truffle by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Stinky Raccoon 

When a house guest leaves you a turd in the toilet bowl without flushing

I like having Jill over at my place, she may be the one. But today she left me a stinky raccoon for the second time this week and this gives me doubts over our relationship

Stinky Raccoon by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016