Stinky Raccoon

When a house guest leaves you a turd in the toilet bowl without flushing

I like having Jill over at my place, she may be the one. But today she left me a stinky raccoon for the second time this week and this gives me doubts over our relationship

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016

rug puncher

Someone who likes to do vaginal fisting

After giving natural birth to twins, Jenny's husband became a regular rug puncher

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016

Yahweh Three Way

Similar to a Joseph's Cuckold, the Yahweh Three Way is when the Christian deity decides to let his son be born through a woman on earth - a woman in a relationship where there are now three parties involved. Seen as either the cornerstone of Christianity, or blatant bullshit

I was shocked to find out my wife has been engaging in a Yahweh Three Way, without my knowledge. Some folks have been laughing behind my back, but it's okay... at least I will be the father of a demigod

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016

Poo Truffle

When you have to take a shit in an unflushed toilet, thereby layering the shit. Leads to a truffle effect

Check out the third toilet stall on the left! It doesn't flush anymore, so we got a good poo truffle going. Has to be six inches deep, at least!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016

Poverty Weight Loss Plan

A strict non-eating plan based around the fact that you are broke, and losing weight as a result

Wow! Being underpaid sure has its benefits! I have lost six pounds this month due to the Poverty Weight Loss Plan! And the good news is, looking at my bank account, I can carry on until next payday!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016

chocolate ball teabag

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit

Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 09, 2016

Emojirotica

A type of virtual sex act where only emojis are used. Common amongst teens and thirty-somethings who are trying to act younger.

John: 💪

Claire: 👀

John: 😈

Claire: 😍

John: 🙏

Claire: ✔

John: 🍆

Claire: 😳

John: 👉

Claire:👌

John: 👉👌

Claire:💦

John: 🔥🔥🔥

Claire:💥💥💥

John: 🚬

Claire:🚼

John: ⛔

Claire: 🙏

John: 🚪

Claire:😢

John: You are taking this emojirotica way too far.

by laserswordofdeath +3 November 06, 2017