dead mom jokes

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.

mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board

by Larry April 14, 2004

gb formula

max sali language

defined as:
1V + 10G = massive gb

20G + 2V = 2 massive gb
-me and 9 guys are going to hit up 1V
-got your fisting gloves?

by larry January 19, 2005

hunnatron

a sexbot sent from the future with one mission: to have sex with as many boys as possible.

Whoa! Watch out if you are alone outside at night. The hunnatron might get you.

by Larry April 07, 2004

miltf

mum i like to fuck orginated from, american pie.

also as braunys mum

u-oi braun man ya mums a miltf
braun-fuck you man your dead

by larry May 24, 2004

chode

That spot between the balls and the ass

"Wow, my chode is really hurting."

by Larry May 17, 2003

chode

The area between the family jewels and the family brown eye.

My chode has poop hanging off it, and the poop is starting to cause rashes and pimples. I should clean my chode.

by Larry September 10, 2003

Vagina

1. female opening to the uterus
2. insult

1. I delivered a baby through my vagina after having sex with a man 9 months prior.

2. You sir, are a vagina.

by Larry September 10, 2003