go read a book

leave/go home/masturbate/shut up

origin: San Anselmo, CA, THE CHAMBER
i'll meat up with you guys kater i gotta read a book

god your being annoying just go read a book!
by Larry July 30, 2004
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Vagina

1. female opening to the uterus
2. insult

1. I delivered a baby through my vagina after having sex with a man 9 months prior.

2. You sir, are a vagina.
by Larry September 10, 2003
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dead mom jokes

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.
mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board
by Larry April 14, 2004
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fo shizzle

For Sure; derived from the Oakland bay area. It is a language code, like pig-latin. Popularized by Snoop Dogg.
Oh whattup my nizzle, this party is gonna be off the hizzle, fo shizzle.
by Larry March 15, 2005
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parallel

a chick with no tits or booty, thus if checked out from the side, you can draw two lines that don't intersect at any point prior or any point in the future.
Damn that chick got no tits or ass! That chick be parallel.
by larry January 02, 2004
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binghamton

People in Hancock, Upstate (yes I'm not even giving them the dignity of having 'New York' after their town, I'm from the city) think that Binghamton is a big city.
by Larry February 28, 2004
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