The second most awkward person on earth. Smart af. Can't imagine a life without her, cause she is a fuckingbadass and an amazing friend. Literally, the best person to spend time with.
When a boy or girl is so full of themselves and thinks they are so fit and sexy or good looking but they are actually so ugly in general. They will try hard to look their best but it never works out. So it basically means a really ugly looking person who thinks they look good.
Millie: Hey did you see Bonnies post?
Lily: Yeah init she’s so sali.
Lili: Yeah isn’t it Lily.
Sofia: I hate people who are sali.
A mix of some dank bud, and unconcentrated salvia (dry leaf salvia). This causes the salvia to last longer while producing a more stable and enjoyable high.
Made by grinding up salvia and weed in a 3:1(salvia:weed), and stirring until it is hard to distinguish the individual parts.
Also this magical concoction is a play on words, furthering the total awesomeness.
Dude instead of just smoking sally, we should blend it with the bud to make some sick Sali Weed.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."