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The second most awkward person on earth. Smart af. Can't imagine a life without her, cause she is a fucking badass and an amazing friend. Literally, the best person to spend time with.
She is so fun, a total Sali
Sali by weirdliza June 18, 2018
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Acronym for "single and loving it".
Ariana dumped her boyfriend; now she's SALI.
SALI by Kinda. December 2, 2010
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The most accurate thing to exist in this world. Everyone likes Sali
Sali is real.
Sali is good
Sali by Idroppedmycroissant February 13, 2019
When a boy or girl is so full of themselves and thinks they are so fit and sexy or good looking but they are actually so ugly in general. They will try hard to look their best but it never works out. So it basically means a really ugly looking person who thinks they look good.
Millie: Hey did you see Bonnies post?
Lily: Yeah init she’s so sali.
Lili: Yeah isn’t it Lily.
Sofia: I hate people who are sali.
Sali by anonymousthicc May 5, 2019
Sali is a Turkish boy name, it's not Sally wich obviously is a English female name... And he is a tall boy.
When you hear someone say "he is so tall" they probably talk about Sali.
Sali by blackwidowwu_14 November 21, 2021

Sali Weed 

A mix of some dank bud, and unconcentrated salvia (dry leaf salvia). This causes the salvia to last longer while producing a more stable and enjoyable high.

Made by grinding up salvia and weed in a 3:1(salvia:weed), and stirring until it is hard to distinguish the individual parts.

Also this magical concoction is a play on words, furthering the total awesomeness.
Dude instead of just smoking sally, we should blend it with the bud to make some sick Sali Weed.
Sali Weed by OGnewHampshire September 29, 2010
ass hole faggot cock sucking wanna be who likes to tea bagg other passed out guys :)o la la.

To pull a max sali is to be a pip squeak skinny assed fucker who ( from what i hear) has a small penis.... microscopic perhaps... YES.. YES IT IS!
ew. Max Sali, kick his ass immediatley b4 i kick in his down syndrome like FACE!
M.Sali by Smeab November 22, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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