Definitions by kyle

Eddie Vedder

The front man to the only grunge band still around today because he is unbelievably kickass

"dude, isnt she hot."
"come on dude, thats Eddie Vedder"
"ahh, hes so dreamy."

Eddie Vedder by kyle November 5, 2003

The Volleyball Boy 

First get a nice new volleyball and a switchblade. Take the switchblade and stab the ball, pull it out and put the hole on the bitches cooter. Squeeze the ball really hard and she'll whine like an eight year old school boy!

The bitch couldn't handle "the volleyball boy" so she had to settle for a Marky Mark.

The Volleyball Boy by Kyle November 3, 2003

Tampon

Kryptonite for male species, especially when asked to purchase said item.

Please!! No!! Anything but the tampon!!

Tampon by Kyle November 2, 2003

Suckfest 

Used to describe a "carnival of suckage." Can be used positively or negatively.

Man, my job is so boring it's like a suckfest!!
OR:
I had a huge suckfest with yo mama last night for only fifty cents!!

Suckfest by Kyle November 2, 2003

scrumdidlyumptious 

1. very good
2. good times

-How was your class sweetie?
-It was scrumdidlyumptious!

scrumdidlyumptious by Kyle November 2, 2003

Bananatime 

A special time between man and banana where temporary bliss is reached by way of consumption of the said banana. (....... stop thinking that dirty thought, pervert.)

Hold all my calls! It's bananatime!
OR:
Enjoy the refreshing taste of a cool, clean, and refreshing bananatime!
OR:
(To be used in place of hammertime.)

Bananatime by Kyle October 30, 2003

kool aid

A beverage created from powder and water meticulously mixed together to create a drink that goes with anything from brownies to bananas (see "bananatime")
OR:
One's significant other, typically a person of the vagina.

MMMMM!!! I just LOVE the refreshing taste of Kool Aid Grape!! It's so delicious and means I don't have to buy ancy junk for my kids!!
OR:
GET OFF MY KOOL AID MOTHAFUCKA!!!

kool aid by Kyle October 30, 2003