kung-fu jesus's definitions
Italian for Gran Touring, or touring car racing.
Gran Turismo is also a videogame series that got really boring, really quickly. Unless you like to stare at a playstation screen for several hours a day, don't bother with anything more than the first one.
Gran Turismo is also a videogame series that got really boring, really quickly. Unless you like to stare at a playstation screen for several hours a day, don't bother with anything more than the first one.
Despite owning Gran Turismo 3 since 2001, I'm still only on 51% complete because the game sucks too much for me to play it more than once every couple of months.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the Gran Turismomug. (n.) Military term for pretending to be wounded enemy soldiers to get into a fortress. This usually will then lead to the soldiers taking up arms before the entrance closes and allowing hidden soldiers to storm ahead in while the entrance is held open
A: The emporer would never stand for this trickery!
B: Perfectly acceptable m'am. Called a rouse de guerre
B: Perfectly acceptable m'am. Called a rouse de guerre
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
Get the rouse de guerremug. Born as early as 1979, and as late as 1985, the MOTU generation have many things in common with the thundercats generation. Growing up watching a quality and (for someone of a young age) thought-provoking series encompassing action, adventure, fighting, and intelligent charactors; this generation would come to be a well-rounded set of individuals.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the masters of the universe generationmug. (n.) An economy car made by Fiat. Small, ugly, terrible turning, slow, underpowered and unconfortable, this car remains a high-seller for fiat because of the low price and cheap maintainence. No male, not even a homosexual can keep his cool when seen driving this car by his friends.
A ford model T could smoke a cinquecento.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
Get the cinquecentomug. He is a down-and-out.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the down-and-outmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Get the nessiemug. pretext-The hero of a viking myth, where he wrestled with a monster that terrified people living in a hall, tearing off the arm.
(v.) To rip off someone's arm or break it intentionally
(v.) To rip off someone's arm or break it intentionally
I beowulfed that thug over there when he tried to steal my watch. Haha, obviously he didn't get the sword, shield, and the fact that I had the name 'Ragnar fork beard' tatoed on my forehead meant I am a viking.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004
Get the beowulfmug.