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Two penny coin.
I have but t'pence in m' pock't.
tupence by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Words you can keep
what mothers tell their daughters to call their vagina
The impetus for fathers to say "go ask yer mother"
Daddy my tu...
Go ask yer mother- lights pipe
tupence by pongeryding October 12, 2004

milkshake flavored tupence 

it gives you a milky tash
pulf you have a milky tash

Chubby Tuppence 

When a woman possesses a plump vagina that is both abundant in squishiness and volume.
Damn have you seen Annie’s Chubby Tuppence? It’s like the Kim K of chubby mounds!
Chubby Tuppence by Mouldy Marvin December 2, 2022

Tuppence 

Another word for a females Vagina
A man has a winkle and a woman has a tuppence.
Tuppence by Rocktron May 8, 2005

Tuppence 

Olden day word for a little girls pussy. Was once also slang word for money in ye olde england.
Fanny wiped her tuppence with a dish rag. Tally Ho.
Tuppence by timmy o'toole August 9, 2003

Tuppence 

A Polite way of naming a Womans or Girls privates.

Term comes from the the first Femaile public toilets.
on the 11th February at 51 Bedford Street, Strand, London. These ‘Public Waiting Rooms’ contained water closets in wooden surrounds.

The charge was 2 pence entrance fee. and whilst still a semi taboo subject the term Tuppence was coined.
Make sure you wash your "tuppence" whilst you are in the bath.

If anyone tries to touch your" tuppence" scream and run home as fast as you can.
Tuppence by TheCow65 October 20, 2011
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