kung-fu jesus's definitions

there's no i in team

A phrase used to remind a glory boy that trying to selfishly do something for personal gain while ignoring the other team members is counter-productive.

There's no I in team, but there's an m and an e!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 16, 2004

brought

When challenged to bring it or bring your shit, go to the challenging party and proclaim loudly "brought". Should the party not be wanting to engage in the activity at which they wish to challenge you, then they suffer humiliation from thier peers.

oh you better bring it!


it's already been brought.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

rainbow

The line that separates gay people from straight people

Somewhere over the rainbow David Furnish and Elton John are Furnishing a John-hole

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

tap a milf

(v.) To impress a milf so much that she actually will fuck you.

I'm in the process of tapping three milf, . It's working on one, sorta working on another, and falling flat on the youngest.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

wuffalo

(n.) The animal that waffles come from.

Kill me a waffalo and cook me some waffles from it

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

donkey work

Manual labour performed by one of lesser exoteric and assertive qualities than the leader. See bitch.

Jack is the youngest and weakest, the donkey work should toughthen him up a little.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

animal porn

More correctly, beastiality/zooerastian pornography.

Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.

hahahahaha! Look at this bitch get some from a horse!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004