kristen's definitions

The Meaning Of Life

1 . he meaning of life scientifically is to reproduce and then die.

2. to find ways to make money and then die.

3. if you're an all around happy person, then to find remedies for sadness and try to forget about problems (cough cough assholes cough) and those people are the dumbasses who want to grow old and die peacefully.

4. getting lost in all types of problems, depressing yourself or not being able to get out of it, then leading to a slow ending or killing yourself.

5. Nothing.

6. Two people fucking, being born, dying.

by kristen June 28, 2003

freakin' a

shit, oh shit, damnit, used when you are either angry, annoyed or upset about something.

"don't we have that huge final today?"

"freakin' a, yeah and i forgot to study."

by Kristen January 11, 2005

all talk

A girl who acts as though she is very sexual but is not.

"Sure I'll come over later and we can do the hibbidyjibbidy"
Later that night...
"Oh, I can't come over tonight, My mom's boyfriend's sister's daughter is sick and I have to take her to the doctor"

by Kristen December 1, 2003

fuck that shit

A term (often used by teenagers which are more under the punk/alternative influence) meaning "no way".
Fuck that shit is today's new "no way jose"

"Go out without applying ions of gel to my hair first!? Fuck that shit!!"

by Kristen December 1, 2003

buck, verb

To steal

Hey bitch, you bucked my lighter!

by Kristen October 24, 2003

Hunter

well if ur talking about hunter burgan from afi, than he's a cool bass player who likes to make funny faces and bleach his hair! he's so cool. he reminds me of a tiger.

hunter has a side project called hunter revenge. last night's party is still going on! its a 20...24 hour party zone!

by kristen August 6, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

A fat ass chode

"They declared Chris's chode a weapon of ass destruction on May 14, 2001"

by Kristen December 3, 2003