schooliitis

A very serious disease. The person with schoolitis needs to stay away from school and sleep as much as possible. It is most commonly found during the last few months of school (April, May, and into June.
Symptoms: constant drowsieness, colds/sneezing, sleeping for 33 hours in one weekend and still being tired,irritability,just never feeling well.
Prevention: do not stress over the troubles of school.
Treatment: do not go to school, instead stay home and sleep (outside if possible), continue sleeping and not worrying about school.
If affected, treat as soon as possible.

Kristen has Schoolitis!

by Kristen April 18, 2005

Semo

Semo is a word describing someone who likes chapped stick, listens only to the best bands like Relient K, Hawk Nelson, Underoath, Bleach, Mae, Anberlin, and most other Tooth and Nail artists. You surf, or some other kind of water sport, and have a love for wrist bands, and dressing up like your own favorite band.

Came from a band named Achoowawa. 'Emo' kids say that you can't surf and be emo, and it just happens the lead drums, lead singers, and lead guitarists of Achoowawa do surf, so the 's' was added in front of emo.

If you see someone wearing a plaid shirt, and / or has a fanny pack, and / or has shoes on that don't match but still look really cool, and / or and has a surf board... you'd say "That's so semo"

by Kristen February 19, 2005

waldo

Waldo. A small town outside Gainesville, Florida. There's nothing there except swamp, some livestock, and a flea market. the town's only source of income is speeding tickets. You have to keep a careful eye on the bouncing limit, and the police on every corner. The highway running through it is the 305, otherwise known as Waldo Rd. this stretch of 305 is nationally recognized as the worst place for speeding tickets.

-hey dude will you take me to the jacksonville airport?
-yeah dude, what is it like two hours?
-it's faster if you take waldo, but watch out for the cops.

by kristen January 13, 2005

bangin

1) A word typically used by males to describe a female who is particularly good-looking or has a particularly outstanding feature.
2) being in the act of intercourse

1) "Shakira's backyard is bangin like a benzy."
2) "You were just bangin John last night!!"

by Kristen December 01, 2003

garage sale

The re-sale of old items that have collected in parts of the house (often the basement of the garage). Dominated primarily by lower-class citizens or senior citizens.

"If you haven't used it in 6th months, I think it's safe to sell it in the garage sale."

by Kristen December 01, 2003