Definitions by kristen

divorce 

The follow-up to 50% of american marriages.

"My mom got her 2nd divorce today"

divorce by Kristen December 1, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo 

A dazzled up way of saying "for sure my nigger" Originally used by african americans such as: Snoop Dogg and Jay-Z but over-taken by wiggers such as Justin Timberlake because of it's easy-speaking nature.

"Fo shizzle my nizzo! Dirty Pop sure was a great N*Sync hit!"

fo shizzle my nizzo by Kristen December 1, 2003

tig ol bitties 

A mysterious belief that switching the first constants of 2 words around is actually cool.

"Anyone who says "tig ol bitties" is a uckin' fidiot."

tig ol bitties by Kristen December 1, 2003

Mickey D's 

The nickname for McDonald's most often used by middle/lower class citizens in order to make it sound as though it's almost cool and/or chosen to eat McDonald's.

"I only have $5.50... You know what soudns good... Some Mickey D's!!!"

Mickey D's by Kristen December 1, 2003

Signals of Sexual Frustration 

The various signals one sends off, whether it be consiously or subconsiously, when they are sexually repressed. Some signals of sexual frustration may include: frequent moodiness, over-eating, being easily excited, trouble paying attention, etc...

"The way her eyes kept wandering from my face to my package, were a good signal that she was sexually frustrated."

Signals of Sexual Frustration by Kristen December 1, 2003

fuck that shit 

The new, hip, slightly more vulgar way of saying "no way jose".

"Go to detroit without my ak47!? FUCK THAT SHIT!"

fuck that shit by Kristen December 1, 2003

all talk 

A girl who acts as though she is very sexual but is not.

"Sure I'll come over later and we can do the hibbidyjibbidy"
Later that night...
"Oh, I can't come over tonight, My mom's boyfriend's sister's daughter is sick and I have to take her to the doctor"

all talk by Kristen December 1, 2003