Definitions by kristen

homophobe

Someone who is unexplainably bothered by couples/partners of the same sex (homosexuals). Often the so called "homophobe" either
a) has some un-attended issues they are trying to deny and are only taking a strong hatred toward homosexuals so that no one will assume they agree with it in any way when in all actuallity is probably a homosexual themselves.
b) is a close-minded, sheltered christian.
c) never met anyone gay.

"Ew sick, check out those fags, I want to kill those fuckers"
Three hours later, gets home, gets online and looks up "xxxgaypornxxx"

homophobe by Kristen December 3, 2003

Dork 

An individual who is typically a little off-beat. Often characterized by glasses, annoying laughs, rather un-entertaining jokes, and obsessions with games like "War Craft" and/or any other p.c. or system video games.

"Man, your brother is such a dork, all he does is sit in his room and play on the computer."

Dork by Kristen December 1, 2003

bangin 

1) A word typically used by males to describe a female who is particularly good-looking or has a particularly outstanding feature.
2) being in the act of intercourse

1) "Shakira's backyard is bangin like a benzy."
2) "You were just bangin John last night!!"

bangin by Kristen December 1, 2003

For fucks sake 

An exclamation often used when something is profound and makes little/no sense; Close synonym for "what the hell!?"

"For fucks sake Jacob, I can't believe you fucked Tim."

For fucks sake by Kristen December 1, 2003

fuck that shit 

A term (often used by teenagers which are more under the punk/alternative influence) meaning "no way".
Fuck that shit is today's new "no way jose"

"Go out without applying ions of gel to my hair first!? Fuck that shit!!"

fuck that shit by Kristen December 1, 2003

garage sale 

The re-sale of old items that have collected in parts of the house (often the basement of the garage). Dominated primarily by lower-class citizens or senior citizens.

"If you haven't used it in 6th months, I think it's safe to sell it in the garage sale."

garage sale by Kristen December 1, 2003

boyfriend 

1) The term you must associate with the male you are having sexual relations with in order to avoid being declared a "slut"
2) The nickname for your vibrator in the bedside drawer.

1) "Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, my boyfriend is coming over."
2) "Wow, this porn is really exciting, I think my boyfriend needs to make an appearance."

boyfriend by Kristen December 1, 2003