A very serious disease. The person with schoolitis needs to stay away from school and sleep as much as possible. It is most commonly found during the last few months of school (April, May, and into June.
Symptoms: constant drowsieness, colds/sneezing, sleeping for 33 hours in one weekend and still being tired,irritability,just never feeling well.
Prevention: do not stress over the troubles of school.
Treatment: do not go to school, instead stay home and sleep (outside if possible), continue sleeping and not worrying about school.
If affected, treat as soon as possible.
Symptoms: constant drowsieness, colds/sneezing, sleeping for 33 hours in one weekend and still being tired,irritability,just never feeling well.
Prevention: do not stress over the troubles of school.
Treatment: do not go to school, instead stay home and sleep (outside if possible), continue sleeping and not worrying about school.
If affected, treat as soon as possible.
Kristen has Schoolitis!
by Kristen April 18, 2005
by Kristen March 10, 2004
I love Hollister Co! They have the cutest clothes ever! I like shirts that have the name of the store on it that you brought it from, because then every one will know where you got it, and they will be sooo jealous of you!
by Kristen March 07, 2005
highly offensive name similar to slut, skank, ho, etc.; derogatory term used to label a promiscuous, loose, catty, and desperate female. ghetto slang.
"Ooh, Latricia be a buzzdown, look at her jumpin' all ova Monique's man! That bitch finna get her skanky ass beat!"
by kristen March 22, 2005
Someone who is unexplainably bothered by couples/partners of the same sex (homosexuals). Often the so called "homophobe" either
a) has some un-attended issues they are trying to deny and are only taking a strong hatred toward homosexuals so that no one will assume they agree with it in any way when in all actuallity is probably a homosexual themselves.
b) is a close-minded, sheltered christian.
c) never met anyone gay.
a) has some un-attended issues they are trying to deny and are only taking a strong hatred toward homosexuals so that no one will assume they agree with it in any way when in all actuallity is probably a homosexual themselves.
b) is a close-minded, sheltered christian.
c) never met anyone gay.
"Ew sick, check out those fags, I want to kill those fuckers"
Three hours later, gets home, gets online and looks up "xxxgaypornxxx"
Three hours later, gets home, gets online and looks up "xxxgaypornxxx"
by Kristen December 03, 2003
by Kristen December 03, 2003