kristen's definitions

play it off

To act indifferent when someone asks you about something or an uncomfortable situation presents itself.
Most often done when pretending something doesn't bother you that actually does.
The hip, less dramatic way of "being empathetic"

"The guy I like a lot just fucked my best friend, but I played it off like I didn't care."

by Kristen December 3, 2003

whopperjawed

not right, sideways, askew

There was a book in my backpack that was whopperjawed, therefore; it was diggin into my back.

by Kristen November 17, 2003

hunter burgan

really fucking awesome bass player of afi who happens to be really hot! he also likes to make weird funny faces and bleach his hair! whoah hunter's pretty cool.

random person 1: fucking hunter! whats up?

hunter: nothing just bleaching my hair while making this funny face and being extremely hot at the same time! plus im an incredible bass player!

really, he is. heh. he's such a tiger.

by kristen August 6, 2003

homophobe

Someone who is unexplainably bothered by couples/partners of the same sex (homosexuals). Often the so called "homophobe" either
a) has some un-attended issues they are trying to deny and are only taking a strong hatred toward homosexuals so that no one will assume they agree with it in any way when in all actuallity is probably a homosexual themselves.
b) is a close-minded, sheltered christian.
c) never met anyone gay.

"Ew sick, check out those fags, I want to kill those fuckers"
Three hours later, gets home, gets online and looks up "xxxgaypornxxx"

by Kristen December 3, 2003

mat

A gooey greenish-white mucus substance that mysteriously appears in the eye upon awakening.

Sally hoped the suprise emission from her boyfriend would work it's way out through the mat process.

by Kristen April 25, 2005

loleina

slutty ho that does not have a life and needz to stop thinkin shes all that

loleina does every1 cuz shes a dirty slut.

by kristen June 16, 2003

Signals of Sexual Frustration

The various signals one sends off, whether it be consiously or subconsiously, when they are sexually repressed. Some signals of sexual frustration may include: frequent moodiness, over-eating, being easily excited, trouble paying attention, etc...

"The way her eyes kept wandering from my face to my package, were a good signal that she was sexually frustrated."

by Kristen December 1, 2003