kristen's definitions

hunter burgan

really fucking awesome bass player of afi who happens to be really hot! he also likes to make weird funny faces and bleach his hair! whoah hunter's pretty cool.

random person 1: fucking hunter! whats up?

hunter: nothing just bleaching my hair while making this funny face and being extremely hot at the same time! plus im an incredible bass player!

really, he is. heh. he's such a tiger.

by kristen August 6, 2003

MTV2

mtv2 is a demon channel. it turns bands into being really good into sellouts. even if its a "whole nother channel" it still goes on to mtv when the video gets popular enough. why must they do that to so many good bands ? examples...afi and brand new.....

hey didn't afi used to be the most awesome band in the world?

yeah but then their video got on mtv2 and loads of dumbasses have acces to them and are gonna start liking them after all these years.

by kristen October 17, 2003

squirrelly

1. when a skate/snowboarder makes a sketchy landing
2. something not quite right
3. typical dinner conversation in a college cafeteria

1. ref: any near-fall in a comp.
2. ref: "Run Lola Run"
3. ref: any conversation involving penguins, squirrels, or any other less than average topic

by kristen January 25, 2004

ramulous

Something that is extremly out of control, or causing antarchy.

that party was ramulous.

by Kristen August 23, 2004

momma

The lady who gave you life.
In this context, it is usually used as an insult.

Billy: "I think you are very ugly."
Tommy: "Yo momma!"

by Kristen March 10, 2004

Ramen

ramen: the best food to eat when you can't afford anything more than 30 cents, a brick of dried noodles that you boil for 2 minutes and then throw in the condensed powder flavoring and... wa-la!

bill: hey, guess we're down to our last dimes. we'll starve.

bob: you kidding? we'll live off ramen noodles.

by kristen June 28, 2003

homophobe

Someone who is unexplainably bothered by couples/partners of the same sex (homosexuals). Often the so called "homophobe" either
a) has some un-attended issues they are trying to deny and are only taking a strong hatred toward homosexuals so that no one will assume they agree with it in any way when in all actuallity is probably a homosexual themselves.
b) is a close-minded, sheltered christian.
c) never met anyone gay.

"Ew sick, check out those fags, I want to kill those fuckers"
Three hours later, gets home, gets online and looks up "xxxgaypornxxx"

by Kristen December 3, 2003