cheap, Wal-mart type marijuana. named for the shape of the package it comes in when smuggled through the Mexican border.
by kill yourself please October 07, 2005
The red outline on a persons body (usually forehead) left by a heavy slapping of a man's penis. This is the result where said victim has ran their mouth too much, didn't give head, or passed out drunk.
I gave that bitch so many mushroom marks that her forehead looked like the background of a smurfs episode.
by kill yourself please October 05, 2005
noun. A flap of gut that hangs over the pants, usually covering the belt. can be applied to both man or woman
Me: Damn I thought I saw this hot girl then she took off her jacket and her meat skirt fell out and covered up most of her Billy Ray Cyrus belt buckle
You: stop sleeping with my mom!
You: stop sleeping with my mom!
by kill yourself please October 03, 2005
rocky top is really a drink that poor white trash bought when they couldn't afford faygo at the foodland.
starving redneck boy: mommy im thirsty can we get a can of faygo?
mom: shut up u stupid shit im trying hear the race...here's a quarter go get a rocky top.
mom: shut up u stupid shit im trying hear the race...here's a quarter go get a rocky top.
by kill yourself please October 03, 2005
the beginning of every juicy gossip story. Because these people aren't exact they must just be like.
by kill yourself please November 30, 2005
got woo?
by kill yourself please October 06, 2005
A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well
Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.
by kill yourself please October 02, 2005