Dub-V

Hillbilly state west of Virginia. Filled with many white kids who have no access to any culture except for mtv which causes them all to act black. see whigger. The rest of the population is uneducated communist hippie-fucks who also only listen to rap music but hug trees at the same time. The parents of these are nascar loving, meth-smoking, pill popping, wal-mart shopping, mullet sporting, rednecks whose only source of income is welfare which all goes to buy budlight and maybe to replace the turn signals on their mobile home. see walmart

cultured person: hey man how was your trip to Dub-V?
cultured person 2: ...

by kill yourself please October 02, 2005

dick in your hand

A. pose where someone who should be doing something more constructive but just stands there being a worthless maggot
B. Not taking advantage of a situation

Also a good chorus to a song:*slow depressing beat*
Standing with a dick in his hand
nobody understands
why he's standing *beat beat*
standing with a dick in his hand

song is usually sung after someone claims that someone is standing around with a dick in their hand.

Bill Horton: God dammit stop standing around with a dick in your hand and get back to work.
*********
Me: that fine girl was smiling at me but all i could do was stand around with my dick in my hand.

by kill yourself please October 03, 2005

Busch

The answer for poor but cultured people's true hatred of bud light beer and the rednecks that drink it. It was born of natural ingredients, and still a smooth refreshing beer (not really but damn its cheap). Also a status symbol among elitist dub-v born males trying to make a better name for their state.

redneck at a party: hey man u want a bud-light?
me: Fuck you. *cracks open a Busch*

by kill yourself please October 03, 2005

mushroom mark

The red outline on a persons body (usually forehead) left by a heavy slapping of a man's penis. This is the result where said victim has ran their mouth too much, didn't give head, or passed out drunk.

I gave that bitch so many mushroom marks that her forehead looked like the background of a smurfs episode.

by kill yourself please October 05, 2005

I'm like

the beginning of every juicy gossip story. Because these people aren't exact they must just be like.

So she's like "that's a slutty dress" and I'm like "go fuck yourself"

by kill yourself please December 04, 2005

meat skirt

noun. A flap of gut that hangs over the pants, usually covering the belt. can be applied to both man or woman

Me: Damn I thought I saw this hot girl then she took off her jacket and her meat skirt fell out and covered up most of her Billy Ray Cyrus belt buckle
You: stop sleeping with my mom!

by kill yourself please October 03, 2005

mexican brick

cheap, Wal-mart type marijuana. named for the shape of the package it comes in when smuggled through the Mexican border.

Sell me mexican brick for 300 dollars an OZ again and ill stab your eyes out with a rusty spoon

by kill yourself please October 08, 2005