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Definitions by kill yourself please

the perfect emoticon for when there need be no words written. Go fuck yourself.
n00b1: hahaha i saw you make out with that fat chick last night
you: ,!,,
,!,, by kill yourself please December 8, 2005

I'm like 

the beginning of every juicy gossip story. Because these people aren't exact they must just be like.
So she's like "that's a slutty dress" and I'm like "go fuck yourself"
I'm like by kill yourself please December 4, 2005

mexican brick 

cheap, Wal-mart type marijuana. named for the shape of the package it comes in when smuggled through the Mexican border.
Sell me mexican brick for 300 dollars an OZ again and ill stab your eyes out with a rusty spoon
freshest word for cocaine as of this moment
got woo?
woo by kill yourself please October 6, 2005

mushroom mark

The red outline on a persons body (usually forehead) left by a heavy slapping of a man's penis. This is the result where said victim has ran their mouth too much, didn't give head, or passed out drunk.
I gave that bitch so many mushroom marks that her forehead looked like the background of a smurfs episode.

blow job rooster 

A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well
Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.

rocky top 

rocky top is really a drink that poor white trash bought when they couldn't afford faygo at the foodland.
starving redneck boy: mommy im thirsty can we get a can of faygo?
mom: shut up u stupid shit im trying hear the race...here's a quarter go get a rocky top.
rocky top by kill yourself please October 3, 2005