keyshaw's definitions

minuteman

(n) A guy who cums very quickly. See premature ejaculation.

That guy is a minuteman! He came as soon as she touched his dick!

by keyshaw September 24, 2004

bust juice

v. To release semen from one's penis after adequate stimulation. See ejaculate, shoot a load, squeeze one off, nut.

Kate buried my 6 inch, cut tool within her generouse boobage. I couldn't help but bust juice all over her face and neck after 30 seconds.

by keyshaw August 9, 2005

remy

Short for Remy Martin, an expensive Cognac liquer, often referred fondly to by various rappers.

When I guzzle Remy, I do shit on purpose - you NEVER hear me say 'forgive me'.

by keyshaw May 2, 2004

shoot a load

(v) To ejaculate.

This chick is so heet, I want to tittyfuck her and shoot a load on her boobs.

by keyshaw June 29, 2004

swordfight

n. Any event or locale where males significantly outnumber females. See penis party, sausage party, sausagefest, Georgia Tech.

Anything involving physics, computers, or engineering; strip clubs, whackass clubs.

by keyshaw January 1, 2005

24 / 7

Approximately 3.42857143

24 divided by 7, right?

by keyshaw October 4, 2004

urkel

(n) A skinny, smart, annoying kid with a love for science, polka, and cheeeese! Named after a character (Steve Urkel) in the Sitcom Family Matters, played by Jaleel White.

Get out of my house, Urkel!

by keyshaw May 3, 2004