keyshaw's definitions

bongos

(n) (Usually large) female breasts.

Man, check out the bongos on that heet!

by keyshaw May 12, 2004

electronic leash

(n) See cell phone or pager.

Dude, your bitch keeps calling you! That cell phone is nothing but an electronic leash!

by keyshaw July 9, 2004

ballbreaker

n. 1. A dominating woman.
2. A song by AC/DC
3. Something which destroys a person.

1. That bitch is a ballbreaker!
2. Ballbreaker is a good track.
3. That final exam was a ballbreaker. I was buttraped on it!

by keyshaw September 29, 2004

schwing

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.

Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the <Schwing!> babes here <Schwing!> tonight!

by keyshaw August 17, 2004

smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.

I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.

by keyshaw February 7, 2005

multimedia masturbation

n. The act of pleasuring one's self (usually a male) using various sources of inspiration.

George was bashing the bishop in front of his computer screen whilst jpegs and mpegs of his favourite pr0n were being displayed. In addition, he had nudie magazines arranged at convenient angles, and the television was playing some Aurora Snow movie on DVD.

by keyshaw September 2, 2005

pumper

(n) Someone who posts on an internet message board in ardent and blind support of someone or something. Generally used for people posting on stock market message boards, and encouraging others to by the stock.

Beware the pumpers on the MSFT board.

by keyshaw June 3, 2004