New York minute

n. Stupid, retarded Olsen Twins movie about 2 fucktards running loose in NYC.
Gigantic waste of film. One of the worst movies of all time.

I turned that shit off in a New York Minute.

by keyshaw October 01, 2004

coolie

(n) A quickie in the snow.

We had a quick coolie during our lunch break.

by keyshaw April 30, 2004

bongos

(n) (Usually large) female breasts.

Man, check out the bongos on that heet!

by keyshaw May 12, 2004

bruk

Jamaican slang. White equivalent is "burn".
'Bruk!' is an expression that can be shouted out when another person has failed at an attempt in doing something, been told off, or generally has made an ass of themself.

Loser: 'Hey baby, wanna get with a real man'?
Heet: 'Sorry, I don't date smacktards'.
Casual Observer: 'Bruk'!

by keyshaw April 06, 2005

swordfight

n. Any event or locale where males significantly outnumber females. See penis party, sausage party, sausagefest, Georgia Tech.

Anything involving physics, computers, or engineering; strip clubs, whackass clubs.

by keyshaw January 01, 2005

eye candy

(n) An attractive female, however lacking in
substance or intelligence (hence the term "candy").

She's heet, but she's just eye candy, dude.

by keyshaw May 04, 2004

SUBAR

(adj) S.U.B.A.R. Stands for Stuck Up Beyond All Recognition.
Especially prevalent amongst brown bitches, such as Desi Princess Trash.

That Bitch is so SUBAR.

by keyshaw August 11, 2004