man hands

(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.

She's got man hands!

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

pulling shirt

n. A garment to which you are particularly attached due to its acting as something of a lucky charm when it comes to wooing the opposite sex (pulling).

I get lucky almost every time I wear my pulling shirt.

by keyshaw July 19, 2005

Plain Jane

(n) An ordinary-looking, average girl. Not so bad when compared to a fake-titted, body-pierced, tattooed slut.

Aurora is a plain Jane, but she's a dynamo in the sack.

by keyshaw August 11, 2004

dotcum

(n) Pornography company conducting most of their business on the internet. X-rated variation of the term dotcom.

All of the dotcom's are crumbling, but the dotcum's have remained financially stable.

by keyshaw June 07, 2004

bruk

Jamaican slang. White equivalent is "burn".
'Bruk!' is an expression that can be shouted out when another person has failed at an attempt in doing something, been told off, or generally has made an ass of themself.

Loser: 'Hey baby, wanna get with a real man'?
Heet: 'Sorry, I don't date smacktards'.
Casual Observer: 'Bruk'!

by keyshaw April 06, 2005

schwing

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.

Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the <Schwing!> babes here <Schwing!> tonight!

by keyshaw August 17, 2004

nice personality

A euphemism for ugly.

You should meet her, she has a nice personality!

by keyshaw June 16, 2004