keyshaw's definitions

dick with no balls

(n) 1) A (usually Japanese) car with a mostly plastic exterior to give a fierce and aggressive look, however sadly lacking in engine power.
Often accompanied with a 4 cylinder or less engine, which is rated for
insane horsepower values at even more insane (and unsustainable) RPM values.
Torque is almost non-existant in these engines.
2) Generally, any person or object with flash and style, but lacking in substance.

'Yo, that's a hype car, man!'
'Naw, man - it's just a shiny Dick with no balls!'

by keyshaw May 4, 2004

hma

(n) Short for Hairy Man Ass. Generally referred to in pornography reviews.

Gangbang flicks are becoming increasingly unpopular due to the proliferation of HMA on the screen.

by keyshaw May 14, 2004

loadmaster

(n) A male who releases unusually large amounts of semen during ejaculation.
See Peter North.

In this movie, Sunrise Adams teams up with the loadmaster, Peter North.

by keyshaw May 12, 2004

dick-all

Slang term meaning 'nothing'. Can also mean 'anything' if a double negative is used.
See bugger-all, shit-all, cock-all.

1. You've done dick-all since you got here!
2. That idiot doesn't know dick-all!

by keyshaw June 10, 2004

gopher

n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.

I have no job security. I'm just a gopher!

by keyshaw April 13, 2005