keyshaw's definitions

urkel

(n) A skinny, smart, annoying kid with a love for science, polka, and cheeeese! Named after a character (Steve Urkel) in the Sitcom Family Matters, played by Jaleel White.

Get out of my house, Urkel!

by keyshaw May 3, 2004

nice personality

A euphemism for ugly.

You should meet her, she has a nice personality!

by keyshaw June 16, 2004

nessica

(adj.) Any film, television show, or song involving Nick Leshay and his wife, Harvard Scholar Jessica Simpson.
See bennifer.

'Yo, did you see the new Nessica TV show?'
'Hell no!'

by keyshaw May 4, 2004

remy

Short for Remy Martin, an expensive Cognac liquer, often referred fondly to by various rappers.

When I guzzle Remy, I do shit on purpose - you NEVER hear me say 'forgive me'.

by keyshaw May 2, 2004

bum burp

(n) A fart.

He released a bum burp immediately after consuming the beans.

by keyshaw June 4, 2004

avril lavinge

Because the correct spelling, Avril Lavigne, is one of the Forbidden Definitions, everyone uses this spelling to post their love of Avril.

Avril Lavinge is a bastardization of Avril Lavigne.

by keyshaw December 30, 2004

man hands

(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.

She's got man hands!

by keyshaw June 30, 2004