68 definitions by keyshaw

talk smack

(v) To talk trash, insulting or casting doubt on a person's ability.

Before the fight, the boxers were talking smack to each other.

by keyshaw June 24, 2004

swordfight

n. Any event or locale where males significantly outnumber females. See penis party, sausage party, sausagefest, Georgia Tech.

Anything involving physics, computers, or engineering; strip clubs, whackass clubs.

by keyshaw January 1, 2005

gdi

1. God Damn It!
2. Gosh Darn It! (In Politically Correct newspeak)

GDI, I lost again!
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by keyshaw September 23, 2004

smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.

I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.

by keyshaw February 7, 2005

bongos

(n) (Usually large) female breasts.

Man, check out the bongos on that heet!

by keyshaw May 12, 2004

jizz-inducing

(adj.) Literally, to coax jizz out of a man's balls. Used to describe a thing or person that is hot.

'Man, these are some jizz-inducing pics!'

by keyshaw May 5, 2004

shoot a load

(v) To ejaculate.

This chick is so heet, I want to tittyfuck her and shoot a load on her boobs.

by keyshaw June 29, 2004