keyshaw's definitions

girlcum

(n) The bodily fluid released by a woman during orgasm.

Both
buried their faces between the other's legs as they unleashed a torrid
of
girlcum, more than either could hope to swallow.

by keyshaw April 30, 2004

avril lavinge

Because the correct spelling, Avril Lavigne, is one of the Forbidden Definitions, everyone uses this spelling to post their love of Avril.

Avril Lavinge is a bastardization of Avril Lavigne.

by keyshaw December 30, 2004

man hands

(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.

She's got man hands!

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

New York minute

n. Stupid, retarded Olsen Twins movie about 2 fucktards running loose in NYC.
Gigantic waste of film. One of the worst movies of all time.

I turned that shit off in a New York Minute.

by keyshaw October 1, 2004

paper

(n) A stock share, usually referring to a low-valued issue, or one with many shares outstanding.

There is a lot of worthless Nortel paper out there.

by keyshaw June 7, 2004

coolie

(n) A quickie in the snow.

We had a quick coolie during our lunch break.

by keyshaw April 30, 2004

somebody set up us the bomb

We've been had, we're screwed, we're in trouble. Also used if it is fragrantly evident somebody ripped ass or pinched a loaf.

'What the hell is that smell?'
'It looks like somebody set up us the bomb!'

by keyshaw April 25, 2005