25 definitions by kelsey

blatts

diarrhea or shitting because of something you ate.

ohh man, those fries gave me the blatts...

by kelsey June 8, 2004

warped tour

eight hours of pure awesomeness radiating from on one of the 5 stages occupied by incredible bands.

kid 1: dude where'd ya get that awesome teeshirt, meet taking back sunday, hookup with some hott girl, mosh, crowd surf, eat shitty food & sweat!?

kid 2: warped tour man. c'mon.

by kelsey March 6, 2005

Egglegg

The smell of your legs after being bathed in country water that smells like eggs.

Whoa, who farted, o its just the eggleggs.

by kelsey December 4, 2004

jerry springer

talk show where ppl go when they can figure out there own shitty lives. usually cat fights occur on this show.

"im going on jerry springer cuz bob is cheating on me and he is the daddy of my baby!"

by kelsey April 6, 2005

hmb

slang abbreviation for "hit me back." usually used in texting and ims.

yo, kid. hmb. peace...

by kelsey April 7, 2005

feck

fuck 'the difference is the letter U'

seen in almost famous

by kelsey April 6, 2005

fo shizzle my wizzle

the white version of fo shizzle my nizzle

do you wanna fuck in the backseat?
fo shizzle my wizzle!!

by kelsey November 17, 2004