kelly's definitions

fucktard

n.
Any individual who utters the word fucktard.

"Jesus Christ, I'm such a fucktard."

by kelly November 6, 2004

sexcellent

Adjective used to describe something that is exceedingly good. For even greater emphasis, a quanitative/qualitative adjective may precede it.

For added irony, use in situations where any sort sexual connotation is NOT fitting.

Also spelled: sex-cellent

Check out my new ringtone! Its totally sexcellent.

This pine air freshener makes my car smell 1000% sexcellent.

We should all ride down to the show together! That would be sexcellent.

by Kelly April 22, 2005

bdong

Something that is both bad and wrong, but much, much worse.

Evil Master Betty is bdong.

by Kelly January 19, 2004

scrutinize

verb tense - to examine closely

In the works of Frank Zappa Joe's Garage Acts I, II, III- the central scrutizer stated: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... it is my responsibility to enforce the laws that haven't been passed.

by Kelly August 15, 2004

thickndelicious

one phine,thick mama with deliciously bronzed skin and a self-pierced pussy

kelly is so thickndelicious...yummie

by kelly November 2, 2003

Muffin Bar

1. Leigh.
2. A very silly young man befriended by a very silly young lady across the ocean.
3. An attractive guy one knows one cannot have.

Why must you be such a silly mufffin bar?

by kelly July 26, 2004

foshizzly

its also a wild card word, throw it in anywhere, mainley a adjective.

kat: wow kel, thats some foshizzly styles you got goin.

by kelly February 16, 2005