lmmao

Laughing My Mother Fucking Ass Off

A: You're gay
B: LMMAO

by Kelly December 31, 2004

ur retarded

A really idiotic comeback often used by stupid people who have nothing else to say.

<me> no.. your plan is worse
<them> but ur retarded!!!!

by Kelly March 08, 2004

maine

The deep south of the North.

It is legal to marry your cousin in Maine.

by Kelly June 17, 2004

arsed

The verb "arsed"
Synonym: bothered

"I couldn't be arsed."

"He wasn't arsed."

An example of how this is used in conversation:
"What do you want for tea?"
"I don't know, I'm not arsed."

by Kelly December 23, 2004

jumper cables

when you give the double titty twister and jump up and down

WEEEEEEEE hahahhahahaha

by kelly June 11, 2004

Butt Nibbler

Someone who prefers to stick their tounge in the wrong orriface...

Shut up Worm you Butt Nibbler

by Kelly February 05, 2004

Jorts

a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.

by Kelly June 16, 2006