kelly's definitions
The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.
"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."
by Kelly November 18, 2004
Get the cable spaghettimug. When you get past fourth base on a chick, (or on a guy if your queer). This is when you place your meat in her ass. Commonley refered to as Puerto Rican style.
Hey TJ, I fith based this chick on saturday night, Puerto Rican style. I pulled out and there was a peice of corn on my helmut.
by Kelly June 3, 2003
Get the fifth basemug. by kelly August 3, 2003
Get the butt wadmug. KID #1: yo G you are such a loser
Kid#2: yo dawg why you be frontin my grill as in step off before i bitch slap you
Kid#2: yo dawg why you be frontin my grill as in step off before i bitch slap you
by Kelly March 10, 2005
Get the yo dawg why you be frontin my grillmug. Raising orgasm to an extreme level of anilihating pleasure! The level being that high, as to where oxygen is immensely decreased. Many people make their own "Garrot", which is similar to a noose, so they can perform the one man/woman band!
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.
by Kelly February 4, 2004
Get the autoerotic asphyxiationmug. The act of running a profitable business into the ground by removing the resources and support. Also called the death spiral.
by Kelly January 5, 2004
Get the Lean Managementmug. 