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cable spaghetti

The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.
"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."
by Kelly November 18, 2004
mugGet the cable spaghettimug.

fifth base

When you get past fourth base on a chick, (or on a guy if your queer). This is when you place your meat in her ass. Commonley refered to as Puerto Rican style.
Hey TJ, I fith based this chick on saturday night, Puerto Rican style. I pulled out and there was a peice of corn on my helmut.
by Kelly June 3, 2003
mugGet the fifth basemug.

butt wad

a lame person who gets on your nerves or a stupid ass either way
by kelly August 3, 2003
mugGet the butt wadmug.

yo dawg why you be frontin my grill

asking someone why they are in your face or hasseling you about something
KID #1: yo G you are such a loser

Kid#2: yo dawg why you be frontin my grill as in step off before i bitch slap you
by Kelly March 10, 2005
mugGet the yo dawg why you be frontin my grillmug.

autoerotic asphyxiation

Raising orgasm to an extreme level of anilihating pleasure! The level being that high, as to where oxygen is immensely decreased. Many people make their own "Garrot", which is similar to a noose, so they can perform the one man/woman band!
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.
John Benet Ramsey's alleged perpetrator may have used a Garrot when sexually molesting her.
by Kelly February 4, 2004
mugGet the autoerotic asphyxiationmug.

Lean Management

The act of running a profitable business into the ground by removing the resources and support. Also called the death spiral.
Sorry, but the Lean Management principles say that you are fired.
by Kelly January 5, 2004
mugGet the Lean Managementmug.

NumbFuck

You numbfuck can't you get anything right!
by Kelly July 18, 2003
mugGet the NumbFuckmug.

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