kelly's definitions

beast

describing a guy that is ugly but you want him to think hes hott
(NS Canada)

Jacob is a BEAST!!!

hey you're such a beast

that guy is a beast!

by kelly April 18, 2005

penaphobia

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...

Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.

by Kelly April 19, 2005

posers

Somebody who likes a band at first then it gets on MTV and they start hatin em'. It not there damn fought they got on MTV they did say "Hey My songs so rawkin why dont u put it on the list for the top 10 voting?"

"Man I hate TBS!" and 5 weeks ago they said "Dude TBS is the best fuckin band ever!"

by Kelly April 20, 2005

Rob Halford

The Metal God

Nothing more needs to be said

Rob Halford is the Metal God

by Kelly April 21, 2005

genre

Something that gets ppl fighting because somebody say the used is "punk" and somebody else say the used "emo" and I say I dont give a fuck they still kick serious ass!!!

I gave u a example up there!!!! Genres r like labels and ppl should " Put labels on soup cans NOT ppl"

by Kelly April 21, 2005

sexcellent

Adjective used to describe something that is exceedingly good. For even greater emphasis, a quanitative/qualitative adjective may precede it.

For added irony, use in situations where any sort sexual connotation is NOT fitting.

Also spelled: sex-cellent

Check out my new ringtone! Its totally sexcellent.

This pine air freshener makes my car smell 1000% sexcellent.

We should all ride down to the show together! That would be sexcellent.

by Kelly April 22, 2005

snapzilla

A combination of snap and godzilla that denotes an enhanced or intensified version of snap.

Dude 1: You suck.

Dude 2: Not as much as your mom does! Awwwwww, snapzilla!!!!!

by Kelly April 22, 2005