keats's definitions

hocknockle

Used to describe a completely unrealistic fight sequence.

Under siege. tommy lee jones trys to stab steven segal with a knife. steven segal catches the knife in his teeth, rips out tommy lee's eye, stabs him in the head with the knife, then pushes him into some electronic equipment which causes the whole place to blow up.

by Keats April 9, 2005

schkumer

An object that constantly moves by itself

Check out this wierd thing i bought from the reject shop.

what is it?

it's a schkumer

by Keats September 18, 2004

ziffer

Some who sits behind you in a movie theater talking thoughout the entire movie, then when something amazing happens they say "as if"

"I wish that ziffer would shut up already!"

by Keats October 6, 2004

kettle

To be stressed out

Originates from the household appliance creating steam that builds up pressure inside the kettle.

Dude dont worry about that exam
your getting a bit too kettle

by Keats September 18, 2004

DICKshonDERRIERE

the word for people who abuse www.ubandictionary.com by putting on stupid useless crap that aren't real words.

word: 13
def: because it a numbar LOL!!11!!!1

by Keats April 9, 2005

hedonism

A lifestyle that consists of partying
passing out
then partying
then passing out
then going to the next party and partying...

and so on and so forth...

As soon as i finish school it's a life of hedonism for me!

by Keats September 16, 2004

E-ticket

A verb for something that is really cool and exciting

Originates from the ticketing system at disneyland where different tickets would be bought for different categories of rides. E-tickets being used for the best rides.

Man, that movie was E-ticket!

by Keats September 18, 2004