Definitions by jsd9632
when monkeys attack
Shows like Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Montel Williams & Steve Wilko feature the dregs of the black community doing what comes naturally to primates.
Guests on these shows have sex with any warm body that falls on them, have interracial babies, cheat on their spouses and air their dirty laundry on TV.
When one of these sub humans gets offended they get their inner monkey on and attack!
They physically attack their spouse,their baby daddy, the girl/boy friend of their spouse or even the host.
Guests on these shows have sex with any warm body that falls on them, have interracial babies, cheat on their spouses and air their dirty laundry on TV.
When one of these sub humans gets offended they get their inner monkey on and attack!
They physically attack their spouse,their baby daddy, the girl/boy friend of their spouse or even the host.
when monkeys attack by jsd9632 February 21, 2012
Get over it
An Eagles Song from the 1994 album "Hell Freezes Over".
Written & sung by Don Henley in response to the daytime TV trash of the time.
It became a widely used catch phrase throughout the rest of the 90's.
The 911 attacks made the song politically incorrect and it fell off radio station playlists.
Written & sung by Don Henley in response to the daytime TV trash of the time.
It became a widely used catch phrase throughout the rest of the 90's.
The 911 attacks made the song politically incorrect and it fell off radio station playlists.
"I'd like to find your inner child and kick it's little ass" was a great line from the song get over it.
Get over it by jsd9632 February 21, 2012
Ass Fairy
A mythical creature who flat narrow butted girls wish to for more attractive butts.
The ass fairy visits them while they sleep and with a wave of the magic wand endows them with magical man getting ass.
See Tit Fairy.
The ass fairy visits them while they sleep and with a wave of the magic wand endows them with magical man getting ass.
See Tit Fairy.
blowjob by proxy
When a blowjob has just occured and the blower french kisses
someone other then the blowee.
The person receiving the french kiss from the blower is said to be giving a blow job by proxy. Being they are enjoying the orgasmic residue and flavor of the blowee generally not knowing
that they are sharing in the proceeds of the blowjob.
Later wondering why others are calling them cock breath.
someone other then the blowee.
The person receiving the french kiss from the blower is said to be giving a blow job by proxy. Being they are enjoying the orgasmic residue and flavor of the blowee generally not knowing
that they are sharing in the proceeds of the blowjob.
Later wondering why others are calling them cock breath.
Bob: "Sally and I were at the pool when she gave me the blowjob of a lifetime! I blew a load that would choke a horse just as her husband walked outside. I dove in the pool pulling my suit up as she slide her tounge down his throat."
Sam: "Dude! That's too funny! Her husband gave you a blowjob by proxy!"
Sam: "Dude! That's too funny! Her husband gave you a blowjob by proxy!"
blowjob by proxy by jsd9632 February 17, 2012
lot lizard
A truck stop prostitute.
Sometimes a drug addict, but not always.
A woman who prefers the safety of a truck stop to ply her trade rather than public streets.
What white trailer trash girls aspire to be when they grow up.
Sometimes a drug addict, but not always.
A woman who prefers the safety of a truck stop to ply her trade rather than public streets.
What white trailer trash girls aspire to be when they grow up.
My momma says when I turn 15 I can be a lot lizard just like her. Then maybe if I'm lucky I can go ride with a trucker and be a whore at all the big truck stops!
lot lizard by jsd9632 February 14, 2012
kicked in the dick hole
To be finely screwed over.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.
kicked in the dick hole by jsd9632 February 14, 2012
Barbie bookends
When two unrelated under 18 girls who are very close friends
dress alike in a slutty manner.
Wearing matching barbie pink heels and outfits.
Sometimes referred to as Barbie twins.
Matching prick teases who pretend they don't understand why the boys are hot for them.
dress alike in a slutty manner.
Wearing matching barbie pink heels and outfits.
Sometimes referred to as Barbie twins.
Matching prick teases who pretend they don't understand why the boys are hot for them.
Horny high school boy: "Dude check out Sharon and LeAnn!
They are so hot in their matching outfits!"
Other horny high school boy: "I just love Barbie bookends. I
want to do LeAnn so bad!"
Another horny high school boy: "You'd have to screw both of them, you can't break up a set!"
They are so hot in their matching outfits!"
Other horny high school boy: "I just love Barbie bookends. I
want to do LeAnn so bad!"
Another horny high school boy: "You'd have to screw both of them, you can't break up a set!"
Barbie bookends by jsd9632 February 8, 2012