An Eagles Song from the 1994 album "Hell Freezes Over".
Written & sung by Don Henley in response to the daytime TV trash of the time.
It became a widely used catch phrase throughout the rest of the 90's.
The 911 attacks made the song politically incorrect and it fell off radio station playlists.
Written & sung by Don Henley in response to the daytime TV trash of the time.
It became a widely used catch phrase throughout the rest of the 90's.
The 911 attacks made the song politically incorrect and it fell off radio station playlists.
"I'd like to find your inner child and kick it's little ass" was a great line from the song get over it.
by jsd9632 January 27, 2012
Similar to a douchebag but slimier.
A crude guy who cultivates his chest hair wears polyester shirts and gold chains with a bad toupee.
A guy with an overinflated notion that he is smooth.
He looks in the mirror deluding himself that he is way too cool.
Drives a car that is way out of date that wasn't cool to begin with.
When he talks to women they feel like they have been violated.
He's the poster guy for sexual harassment.
A crude guy who cultivates his chest hair wears polyester shirts and gold chains with a bad toupee.
A guy with an overinflated notion that he is smooth.
He looks in the mirror deluding himself that he is way too cool.
Drives a car that is way out of date that wasn't cool to begin with.
When he talks to women they feel like they have been violated.
He's the poster guy for sexual harassment.
Cute girl: "Watch out for the slimebag at the bar, he's totally creepy."
Cute girl 2: "Yeah I already ran into him. My boobs are still wet from him drooling on me."
Cute girl 2: "Yeah I already ran into him. My boobs are still wet from him drooling on me."
by jsd9632 February 14, 2012
A female who is less than desireable in looks or personality
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.
by jsd9632 January 11, 2012
To get beaten by surprise.
When you expect to win big, and are smug about the outcome.
Then later find out you got your butt whipped by a large margin.
To find out you are a loser.
When you expect to win big, and are smug about the outcome.
Then later find out you got your butt whipped by a large margin.
To find out you are a loser.
by jsd9632 November 07, 2012
A gay person who wants to keep their true sexual orientation
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.
by jsd9632 January 08, 2012
Persons who do not concern themselves with the well being
of others.
Persons who go out of the way to offend others.
Persons whose entire sense of self esteem depends upon the
misery of others.
Jerkoffs, douchebags, lowlifes, scumbags, turdbiters are some
of the lower forms of assholes. Like assholes in training.
Persons who will say or do anything outrageous regardless of the situation.
Insulting others brings their life meaning.
of others.
Persons who go out of the way to offend others.
Persons whose entire sense of self esteem depends upon the
misery of others.
Jerkoffs, douchebags, lowlifes, scumbags, turdbiters are some
of the lower forms of assholes. Like assholes in training.
Persons who will say or do anything outrageous regardless of the situation.
Insulting others brings their life meaning.
What assholes would say to their kids at the passing of the kid's mom:
Asshole dad: "You're fucking mother was a worthless cunt!
I should have chocked the fucking bitch to death after the
first time I fucking fucked her! The fucking whore!"
Asshole dad: "You're fucking mother was a worthless cunt!
I should have chocked the fucking bitch to death after the
first time I fucking fucked her! The fucking whore!"
by jsd9632 January 14, 2012
A response to someone expressing disappointment in someone else.
A generalization of a group of people.
A generalization of a group of people.
Bob: "They kicked me out of the gay men's chorus."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Mary: "Everyone at work hates me."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sam: "My family wants to send me to rehab."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sally: "I got ambushed by Jehova's Witnesses."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Mary: "Everyone at work hates me."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sam: "My family wants to send me to rehab."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sally: "I got ambushed by Jehova's Witnesses."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
by jsd9632 January 31, 2012