jsd9632's definitions
When you feel a fart working towards dispersal you site
a target you wish to share your gas with and aim in thier
direction. Upon release as a fair warning you shout "fart
for effect!" Then beat a hasty exit.
This is a terminology borrowed from Army Field Artillery,
When an artillery battery has locked onto a target.
The battery will fire 1 round down range upon a call of "fire for effect."
a target you wish to share your gas with and aim in thier
direction. Upon release as a fair warning you shout "fart
for effect!" Then beat a hasty exit.
This is a terminology borrowed from Army Field Artillery,
When an artillery battery has locked onto a target.
The battery will fire 1 round down range upon a call of "fire for effect."
by jsd9632 December 30, 2011
Get the fart for effectmug. Kim Kardashian.
Eric Cartman.
Any person with a large unattractive rear end.
A painfully honest description of an oversized butt.
Not quite wide load, but getting close.
Eric Cartman.
Any person with a large unattractive rear end.
A painfully honest description of an oversized butt.
Not quite wide load, but getting close.
by jsd9632 January 17, 2012
Get the fat assmug. An expletive used to express dismay when you are in mixed or polite company.
A substitute for "oh shit!" or "fuck me!"
A substitute for "oh shit!" or "fuck me!"
by jsd9632 October 22, 2011
Get the Frog Fartsmug. When two unrelated under 18 girls who are very close friends
dress alike in a slutty manner.
Wearing matching barbie pink heels and outfits.
Sometimes referred to as Barbie twins.
Matching prick teases who pretend they don't understand why the boys are hot for them.
dress alike in a slutty manner.
Wearing matching barbie pink heels and outfits.
Sometimes referred to as Barbie twins.
Matching prick teases who pretend they don't understand why the boys are hot for them.
Horny high school boy: "Dude check out Sharon and LeAnn!
They are so hot in their matching outfits!"
Other horny high school boy: "I just love Barbie bookends. I
want to do LeAnn so bad!"
Another horny high school boy: "You'd have to screw both of them, you can't break up a set!"
They are so hot in their matching outfits!"
Other horny high school boy: "I just love Barbie bookends. I
want to do LeAnn so bad!"
Another horny high school boy: "You'd have to screw both of them, you can't break up a set!"
by jsd9632 February 8, 2012
Get the Barbie bookendsmug. A white person having sex with a black male.
A white porn actress going bi-racial reverse cowgirl style.
Living on an laxative diet.
A white porn actress going bi-racial reverse cowgirl style.
Living on an laxative diet.
by jsd9632 March 7, 2012
Get the riding the chocolate ponymug. To be in a situation that there is no way out of.
To no longer have any control over your own life.
To be totally surrounded by sheeple. (stupid people)
To no longer have any control over your own life.
To be totally surrounded by sheeple. (stupid people)
by jsd9632 January 6, 2012
Get the neck deep in sheep shitmug. A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.
Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."
by jsd9632 March 13, 2012
Get the even ifmug.