Hutch sat in his trailer drinking Old Crow all day. He sharted, then grinned showing his whiskey nubs.
by jrubadub July 13, 2010
Get the whiskey nubsmug. Any place where a feller or a gal can wet their whistle with a nice alcoholic drink.
It doesn't have to be a bar or some other place that serves drinks. As long as it's out of the prying eyes of people who frown on drinkin' in public.
It doesn't have to be a bar or some other place that serves drinks. As long as it's out of the prying eyes of people who frown on drinkin' in public.
1) Pokey stopped by the liquor mart on the way home from work. He bought some rot-gut booze and headed behind the store.
He didn't wanna wait till' he got home, there was a drinkin' hole behind the store with a cheap mattress.
2) Gordon was hanging out down by the river under the bridge, a known drinkin' hole for the local derelicts and hoodrats. He slammed six beers and huffed a whole bottle of nail-polish remover.
3) Todd and Ronnie were hanging out at the drinkin' hole in the park trying to pick up high school chicks.
He didn't wanna wait till' he got home, there was a drinkin' hole behind the store with a cheap mattress.
2) Gordon was hanging out down by the river under the bridge, a known drinkin' hole for the local derelicts and hoodrats. He slammed six beers and huffed a whole bottle of nail-polish remover.
3) Todd and Ronnie were hanging out at the drinkin' hole in the park trying to pick up high school chicks.
by jrubadub August 24, 2010
Get the drinkin' holemug. A fart that leaves a serious question to oneself and others if a diarrhea squirt or follow-through (shart) has occurred.
A questionable fart will have juicy, wet, rip that sounds like a can of dog food being emptied, and will smell like old hot dogs and rotten eggs. There may or may not be shart behind the fart.
The other main characteristic of a questionable fart is the smell will just keep lingering and won't go away.
A questionable fart will have juicy, wet, rip that sounds like a can of dog food being emptied, and will smell like old hot dogs and rotten eggs. There may or may not be shart behind the fart.
The other main characteristic of a questionable fart is the smell will just keep lingering and won't go away.
1) Kevin was hanging out with his buds playing poker. He laid down a questionable fart after lifting his ass checks and pushing too hard.
He was scared to get up and check his drawers but his friends made him. As he stood up, he felt the warm flow and it was confirmed - he sharted.
Too many Miller lites, greasy pork rinds, and IHOP that morning.
2) Julie was chillin' and ripped a diarrhea fart that was questionable, but she stuck her fingers in her drawers, came out with nothing, then took a long sniff.
He was scared to get up and check his drawers but his friends made him. As he stood up, he felt the warm flow and it was confirmed - he sharted.
Too many Miller lites, greasy pork rinds, and IHOP that morning.
2) Julie was chillin' and ripped a diarrhea fart that was questionable, but she stuck her fingers in her drawers, came out with nothing, then took a long sniff.
by jrubadub August 02, 2010
Get the Questionable Fartmug. A random, often untraceable mystery stain that shows up after a super hard night of partying or other fun activities.
Party stains can include the following: seminal fluid, urine booze/beer/wine, drool, vomit, diarrhea, and whatever else imaginable.
Party stains can include the following: seminal fluid, urine booze/beer/wine, drool, vomit, diarrhea, and whatever else imaginable.
1) Morty left a party stain on the hotel couch after pumping his girlfriend.
2) Moriah and Heather woke up all hungover after the huge raging party they hosted the night before. To their dismay, the place had tons of party stains and garbage strewn about the house.
Someone had smeared poop on their drapes, red wine or kool aid was all over the carpet, and vomit was placed in a cardboard box on the floor.
2) Moriah and Heather woke up all hungover after the huge raging party they hosted the night before. To their dismay, the place had tons of party stains and garbage strewn about the house.
Someone had smeared poop on their drapes, red wine or kool aid was all over the carpet, and vomit was placed in a cardboard box on the floor.
by jrubadub July 26, 2010
Get the Party Stainmug. A slight tap (but often harder) during rough sexual intercourse role-playing to let your partner know you have had a little too much, or it's a little too rough.
Lance and Trixie were role playing "underground prison sex in Beirut."
Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.
Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.
by Jrubadub August 05, 2011
Get the Safety Tapmug. Gilbert and Mikey preferred to roll polish in the winter in Mikey's 82' Gremlin.
C-Ray thought that he would air the car out a little while getting road head by rollin' polish.
C-Ray thought that he would air the car out a little while getting road head by rollin' polish.
by Jrubadub July 25, 2010
Get the Rollin' Polishmug. Coming from the word "Palsy," meaning ill, paralyzed, or loss of sensation.
It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.
You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.
You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
Pokey fired up a huge, six paper blunt with super dank wheelchair weed.
He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.
He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.
by Jrubadub July 15, 2010
Get the Palsiedmug.