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The face and physical appearance of an achy that has drank copious amounts of booze, liquor, wine, beer, and spirits for some years - and the effects are showing.
You can spot a person like this a mile away.
Their face is always super red and their nose is bulbous with broken capillaries Their lips are puffy, pale, and drawn into a slobbering grin. Their eyes are all bloodshot and unfocused. Often they have whiskey nubs.
You can spot a person like this a mile away.
Their face is always super red and their nose is bulbous with broken capillaries Their lips are puffy, pale, and drawn into a slobbering grin. Their eyes are all bloodshot and unfocused. Often they have whiskey nubs.
Hutch staggered off his recliner after slamming a forty ounce. He took a huge puff off his pipe packed with Oxy's, then barely made it to the bathroom to vomit.
He peered in the mirror at his haggard alchy face, and then laughed.
He peered in the mirror at his haggard alchy face, and then laughed.
by jrubadub July 26, 2010
Get the Alchy Face mug.A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
by Jrubadub February 4, 2012
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Gilbert sat around all day on Saturday smoking Oxy's and muscle relaxers, and doing a shit-ton of cough syrup.
He was palsied and couldn't even get up. He ordered a double anchovy pizza and washed it down with a Big Bear 40 o.z. malt liquor.
Between the drugs and shitty food he had major bubble-gut. He ripped ass, and the room was instantly wall-to-wall stank.
He was palsied and couldn't even get up. He ordered a double anchovy pizza and washed it down with a Big Bear 40 o.z. malt liquor.
Between the drugs and shitty food he had major bubble-gut. He ripped ass, and the room was instantly wall-to-wall stank.
by jrubadub August 11, 2010
Get the wall-to-wall stank mug.Pokey was a fancy boy who favored nose candy. In the middle of a footski from Trixie, he demanded a toot of PowerWheels - a new mix of Colombian flake cocaine and bath-tub crank.
Trixie stopped and gracefully delivered the goods via her Coke Toe-Nail. Pokey was instantly greased off his ass.
Trixie stopped and gracefully delivered the goods via her Coke Toe-Nail. Pokey was instantly greased off his ass.
by Jrubadub October 11, 2012
Get the Coke Toe-Nail mug.a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or HPV. Warty dick is a synonym. The term "cauliflower" comes from bumpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area.
Gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled sex romp that made Charlie Sheen look like a cub scout. He woke up one morning and suddenly had a case of cauliflower cock.
He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.
He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.
by Jrubadub November 3, 2011
Get the cauliflower cock mug.Hutch sat in his trailer drinking Old Crow all day. He sharted, then grinned showing his whiskey nubs.
by jrubadub July 13, 2010
Get the whiskey nubs mug.A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.
Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.
He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
by Jrubadub March 27, 2012
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