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drinkin' hole

Any place where a feller or a gal can wet their whistle with a nice alcoholic drink.

It doesn't have to be a bar or some other place that serves drinks. As long as it's out of the prying eyes of people who frown on drinkin' in public.
1) Pokey stopped by the liquor mart on the way home from work. He bought some rot-gut booze and headed behind the store.

He didn't wanna wait till' he got home, there was a drinkin' hole behind the store with a cheap mattress.

2) Gordon was hanging out down by the river under the bridge, a known drinkin' hole for the local derelicts and hoodrats. He slammed six beers and huffed a whole bottle of nail-polish remover.

3) Todd and Ronnie were hanging out at the drinkin' hole in the park trying to pick up high school chicks.
by jrubadub August 24, 2010
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wall-to-wall stank

to cover an entire room or area with a layer (sometimes visible) of noxious ass gas. The stank is literally wall to wall with no room for escape.
Gilbert sat around all day on Saturday smoking Oxy's and muscle relaxers, and doing a shit-ton of cough syrup.

He was palsied and couldn't even get up. He ordered a double anchovy pizza and washed it down with a Big Bear 40 o.z. malt liquor.

Between the drugs and shitty food he had major bubble-gut. He ripped ass, and the room was instantly wall-to-wall stank.
by jrubadub August 11, 2010
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no no hole

the place where you are not allowed to be touched by strangers or creepy family members when you are a child.
Uncle Morty got in trouble for touching Tommy's no no hole in the game closet at the family reunion.
by jrubadub March 11, 2010
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whiskey nubs

yellow, or (brown) thin, nasty teeth that have been "whittled" down from drinking too much booze.
Hutch sat in his trailer drinking Old Crow all day. He sharted, then grinned showing his whiskey nubs.
by jrubadub July 13, 2010
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Nursing home fart

A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.

Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.

Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.

He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
by Jrubadub October 14, 2010
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Coke Toe-Nail

A lengthened toe-nail used to inhale cocaine or other powdery substances.
Pokey was a fancy boy who favored nose candy. In the middle of a footski from Trixie, he demanded a toot of PowerWheels - a new mix of Colombian flake cocaine and bath-tub crank.

Trixie stopped and gracefully delivered the goods via her Coke Toe-Nail. Pokey was instantly greased off his ass.
by Jrubadub October 11, 2012
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cauliflower cock

a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or HPV. Warty dick is a synonym. The term "cauliflower" comes from bumpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area.
Gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled sex romp that made Charlie Sheen look like a cub scout. He woke up one morning and suddenly had a case of cauliflower cock.

He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.
by Jrubadub November 3, 2011
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