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a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or HPV. Warty dick is a synonym. The term "cauliflower" comes from bumpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area.
Gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled sex romp that made Charlie Sheen look like a cub scout. He woke up one morning and suddenly had a case of cauliflower cock.
He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.
He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.
by Jrubadub November 3, 2011
Get the cauliflower cock mug.Pokey was a fancy boy who favored nose candy. In the middle of a footski from Trixie, he demanded a toot of PowerWheels - a new mix of Colombian flake cocaine and bath-tub crank.
Trixie stopped and gracefully delivered the goods via her Coke Toe-Nail. Pokey was instantly greased off his ass.
Trixie stopped and gracefully delivered the goods via her Coke Toe-Nail. Pokey was instantly greased off his ass.
by Jrubadub October 11, 2012
Get the Coke Toe-Nail mug.A huge, paint-peeling, moisturizing, jumbo sized dump. A large, steamy log (shit) of very solid shit.
Skyler took a huge groeder after eating 22 oyster shooters six ears of corn, and a huge plate of greasy refried beans.
Fontana squeezed out a massive 2 foot long groeder, and her boyfriend had to chop it up with a shovel to get it to flush. He also had to use oven cleaner to get the skid marks off the bowl.
Fontana squeezed out a massive 2 foot long groeder, and her boyfriend had to chop it up with a shovel to get it to flush. He also had to use oven cleaner to get the skid marks off the bowl.
by Jrubadub March 3, 2011
Get the groeder mug.to do activities that are "black", or something a "nigga" would do. Although at first one might think this term is derogatory, in fact it's just a pimp way of saying cool shit you are about to do.
Actives include but are not limited to: eating fried chicken, stealing hubcaps, pimpin' hos and skeezies, drinkin' malt liquor, smokin' a phat ass blunt, packin' crack pipes and getting bent, playing dice, visiting homies in the joint, listening to slammin beats, and finally just straight up cold kickin' it.
Actives include but are not limited to: eating fried chicken, stealing hubcaps, pimpin' hos and skeezies, drinkin' malt liquor, smokin' a phat ass blunt, packin' crack pipes and getting bent, playing dice, visiting homies in the joint, listening to slammin beats, and finally just straight up cold kickin' it.
Shamar: Yo, what up wit you?
Le Shaun: You gettin' your nig on?
Shamar: Hell yeah, fool. I just smoked a phat blunt. I'm fuckin' smashed! Imma gonna play some dice with with Jamal, Cedrick, and T dog later. You in?
Le Shaun: Fo sho.
Shamar: aight den.
Le Shaun: You gettin' your nig on?
Shamar: Hell yeah, fool. I just smoked a phat blunt. I'm fuckin' smashed! Imma gonna play some dice with with Jamal, Cedrick, and T dog later. You in?
Le Shaun: Fo sho.
Shamar: aight den.
by jrubadub August 12, 2010
Get the gettin' your nig on mug.A much needed mid-day wipe of one's anus after a previous night of heavy boozing/drinking wine/beer, followed by a morning of greasy, wet farts that have the possibility of leaving a brown shit smear on one's undies if left unchecked.
Parker and Hamilton stayed up all night drinking Big Bear 40 oz malt liquors and jugs of cheap wine.
The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.
He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.
The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.
He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.
by Jrubadub November 7, 2010
Get the mid-day wipe mug.A distinct fart one gets when consuming too much draft beer, usually shitty beer from a tap.
The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
Smokey had seven draft pints of Hamm's while waiting for his plane at the airport.
After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.
Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.
Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
by Jrubadub August 23, 2010
Get the draft beer fart mug.Coming from the word "Palsy," meaning ill, paralyzed, or loss of sensation.
It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.
You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.
You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
Pokey fired up a huge, six paper blunt with super dank wheelchair weed.
He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.
He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.
by Jrubadub July 15, 2010
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