Definitions by jrubadub
Party Stain
A random, often untraceable mystery stain that shows up after a super hard night of partying or other fun activities.
Party stains can include the following: seminal fluid, urine booze/beer/wine, drool, vomit, diarrhea, and whatever else imaginable.
Party stains can include the following: seminal fluid, urine booze/beer/wine, drool, vomit, diarrhea, and whatever else imaginable.
1) Morty left a party stain on the hotel couch after pumping his girlfriend.
2) Moriah and Heather woke up all hungover after the huge raging party they hosted the night before. To their dismay, the place had tons of party stains and garbage strewn about the house.
Someone had smeared poop on their drapes, red wine or kool aid was all over the carpet, and vomit was placed in a cardboard box on the floor.
2) Moriah and Heather woke up all hungover after the huge raging party they hosted the night before. To their dismay, the place had tons of party stains and garbage strewn about the house.
Someone had smeared poop on their drapes, red wine or kool aid was all over the carpet, and vomit was placed in a cardboard box on the floor.
Party Stain by jrubadub July 26, 2010
Rollin' Polish
Gilbert and Mikey preferred to roll polish in the winter in Mikey's 82' Gremlin.
C-Ray thought that he would air the car out a little while getting road head by rollin' polish.
C-Ray thought that he would air the car out a little while getting road head by rollin' polish.
Rollin' Polish by Jrubadub July 25, 2010
Bone Popper
A girl that is so hot she instantly brings a bone popping, stiff erection.
A bone popper will leave you with a two-by-four in your pants for several hours. Medical attention may be required.
A bone popper will leave you with a two-by-four in your pants for several hours. Medical attention may be required.
Harper walked by Cody taunting him with her luscious looks. Cody knew it was a bad idea to look at her, because she was a bone popper.
He collapsed, all the blood rushing to his stiffy. When he woke up, he was in an ambulance going to the hospital.
He collapsed, all the blood rushing to his stiffy. When he woke up, he was in an ambulance going to the hospital.
Bone Popper by Jrubadub July 17, 2010
Palsied
Coming from the word "Palsy," meaning ill, paralyzed, or loss of sensation.
It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.
You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.
You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
Pokey fired up a huge, six paper blunt with super dank wheelchair weed.
He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.
He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.
Emersom
A stealthy, discreet way of saying "them are some." Usually used to reference the large jugs on a girl without her knowing what men are talking about.
Emersom big ole titties.
Emersom big ole titties.
Morty: Holy shit, man. Look at that girl!
Reggie: Wow. Emersom.
Girl with 34DDD knockers walks by...
Morty: (out of girl's earshot) Yeah, emersom big ole tits! They have me beggin' for buttermilk!
Reggie: Wow. Emersom.
Girl with 34DDD knockers walks by...
Morty: (out of girl's earshot) Yeah, emersom big ole tits! They have me beggin' for buttermilk!
no no hole
the place where you are not allowed to be touched by strangers or creepy family members when you are a child.
Uncle Morty got in trouble for touching Tommy's no no hole in the game closet at the family reunion.
no no hole by jrubadub March 11, 2010