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A sexual maneuver in which two guys drape their ball sacks on a girl's face, one on either side. The end result is a salty sandwich of fun.
Parker and Hamilton were the "Jiggling Jigglo's" act and performed on weekend's, usually for bachlorette parties. Their specialty was the salty sandwich, and women loved it. Especially ball suckers.
by Jrubadub September 8, 2011
Get the salty sandwich mug.A slight tap (but often harder) during rough sexual intercourse role-playing to let your partner know you have had a little too much, or it's a little too rough.
Lance and Trixie were role playing "underground prison sex in Beirut."
Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.
Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.
by Jrubadub August 5, 2011
Get the Safety Tap mug.A girl that is so hot she instantly brings a bone popping, stiff erection.
A bone popper will leave you with a two-by-four in your pants for several hours. Medical attention may be required.
A bone popper will leave you with a two-by-four in your pants for several hours. Medical attention may be required.
Harper walked by Cody taunting him with her luscious looks. Cody knew it was a bad idea to look at her, because she was a bone popper.
He collapsed, all the blood rushing to his stiffy. When he woke up, he was in an ambulance going to the hospital.
He collapsed, all the blood rushing to his stiffy. When he woke up, he was in an ambulance going to the hospital.
by Jrubadub July 17, 2010
Get the Bone Popper mug.to cover an entire room or area with a layer (sometimes visible) of noxious ass gas. The stank is literally wall to wall with no room for escape.
Gilbert sat around all day on Saturday smoking Oxy's and muscle relaxers, and doing a shit-ton of cough syrup.
He was palsied and couldn't even get up. He ordered a double anchovy pizza and washed it down with a Big Bear 40 o.z. malt liquor.
Between the drugs and shitty food he had major bubble-gut. He ripped ass, and the room was instantly wall-to-wall stank.
He was palsied and couldn't even get up. He ordered a double anchovy pizza and washed it down with a Big Bear 40 o.z. malt liquor.
Between the drugs and shitty food he had major bubble-gut. He ripped ass, and the room was instantly wall-to-wall stank.
by jrubadub August 11, 2010
Get the wall-to-wall stank mug.A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
by Jrubadub February 4, 2012
Get the Gastric Blast mug.A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.
Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.
He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
by Jrubadub March 27, 2012
Get the keystone brownout mug.to do activities that are "black", or something a "nigga" would do. Although at first one might think this term is derogatory, in fact it's just a pimp way of saying cool shit you are about to do.
Actives include but are not limited to: eating fried chicken, stealing hubcaps, pimpin' hos and skeezies, drinkin' malt liquor, smokin' a phat ass blunt, packin' crack pipes and getting bent, playing dice, visiting homies in the joint, listening to slammin beats, and finally just straight up cold kickin' it.
Actives include but are not limited to: eating fried chicken, stealing hubcaps, pimpin' hos and skeezies, drinkin' malt liquor, smokin' a phat ass blunt, packin' crack pipes and getting bent, playing dice, visiting homies in the joint, listening to slammin beats, and finally just straight up cold kickin' it.
Shamar: Yo, what up wit you?
Le Shaun: You gettin' your nig on?
Shamar: Hell yeah, fool. I just smoked a phat blunt. I'm fuckin' smashed! Imma gonna play some dice with with Jamal, Cedrick, and T dog later. You in?
Le Shaun: Fo sho.
Shamar: aight den.
Le Shaun: You gettin' your nig on?
Shamar: Hell yeah, fool. I just smoked a phat blunt. I'm fuckin' smashed! Imma gonna play some dice with with Jamal, Cedrick, and T dog later. You in?
Le Shaun: Fo sho.
Shamar: aight den.
by jrubadub August 12, 2010
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